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Rage

I have seen this on imgur. While this guy must have the biggest balls ever, it is a f**g bad idea to post this since copiers/challengers may have less luck in their attempts. :mad: In the comments below the imgur post there was a link of a guy attempting to walk on a big crane, failing and stepping over in the void. :~

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Lost User

All this was no problem until Newton invented gravity.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Pirate Guy

Gravity isn't a problem, it's Earth that sucks.

I ain't got no signature.

Lost User

In that case, you might want to rent a flat (pun intended) on the next neutron star.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

CDP1802 wrote:

All this was no problem until Newton invented gravity.

You can just go and ignore gravity. As long as one isn't aware that gravity exists one won't fall. How do I know this, you may ask? The answer is simple: Watching all those Road Runner cartoons was very educational! :rolleyes:

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Ron White, Comedian

Lost User

How could I forget! After all, I used to live in a place where coyotes and roadrunners live. Actually I prefer it when the coyote ties a rocket to his back and lights the fuse.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

racketeer

I'm absolutely fascinated by free running but at no point am I tempted to give it a go. It's a very fine line of knowing how far to go to protect people from their own stupidity.

Lost User

There is just one thing about it that I find interesting. If I laid out a few tiles of the same size and the same distance apart on the floor, I could probably dance on them with little trouble or missteps. Doing the same up on that building would get me killed in seconds.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

HobbyProggy

This guy is totally dumb X| I do freerunning but that is just sick, i can only shake my head for that :~

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F ES Sitecore

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

King Fisher

:omg: :omg:

நெஞ்சு பொறுக்கு திலையே-இந்த நிலைகெட்ட மனிதரை நினைந்துவிட்டால்

Lost User

True - but it would make a crap video for youtube

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Lost User

CDP1802 wrote:

Doing the same up on that building would get me killed in seconds.

Yes, because of the heightened awareness of the dangers involved. If you are on a sidewalk, that part of the CPU is in standby and eating almost no resources at all.

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

Lost User

Only in theory. I would not post such a video. A few weeks ago I posted my first and up to now only video.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

chriselst

CDP1802 wrote:

A few weeks ago I posted my first and up to now only video.

By which he means he put a VHS tape through someone's letterbox.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Lost User

It's true that nobody asked me to direct a movie yet, but at least my flying is not too bad.[^] By the way: Does anybody have an idea where that 'meow' sound may come from?

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Mycroft Holmes

Rage wrote:

guy attempting to walk on a big crane, failing and stepping over in the void

Darwin generally gets his due!

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH