Detroit
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Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Bob asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit, there are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation". Jack replied "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enrol your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world". The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's okay, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck".
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Bob asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit, there are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation". Jack replied "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enrol your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world". The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's okay, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck".
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Yes, apparently.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Billy-Bob Jack!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bob was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Bob asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit, there are crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the nation". Jack replied "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enrol your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world". The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's okay, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck".
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
People steal that trademark infringing ditch water? I wouldn't use it to wash my worst enemy's flea ridden dog! X|
veni bibi saltavi
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People steal that trademark infringing ditch water? I wouldn't use it to wash my worst enemy's flea ridden dog! X|
veni bibi saltavi
That's part of the joke, you could probably localize it by changing to Liverpool Luton and Fosters.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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People steal that trademark infringing ditch water? I wouldn't use it to wash my worst enemy's flea ridden dog! X|
veni bibi saltavi
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Certainly tastes better!
veni bibi saltavi
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That's part of the joke, you could probably localize it by changing to Liverpool Luton and Fosters.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
ah yes Liverpool, a place where they will steal the wheels off your car (even if you are driving through at 60mph)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
