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Can You Program The MS Stack?

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    Kevin Marois
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    Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

    If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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      Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

      If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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      Brisingr Aerowing
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      Anything and everything Microsoft has released? (i.e. All versions of MS-DOS, Windows, Visual Studio/VB/MSVC/etc, IIS, Active Directory, and so on)

      What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

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        Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

        If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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        ZurdoDev
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        Coder (Hired) wrote:

        What requirements????

        If you have to ask, you are not qualified. :-\

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

          If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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          Frank Alviani
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          Can you learn to spell experienced correctly?

          Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!

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            Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

            If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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            CPallini
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            I am a slow learner, however very, very EXPERIENED.

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              Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

              If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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              Lost User
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              With that kind of compensation, I would not even ask which stack you want to use. You want the MS Stack? Sure, want some .NET stacksauce on that? :)

              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

                If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                David Crow
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                Coder (Hired) wrote:

                What requirements????

                • experienced programmer

                • quick learner

                • problem solver

                • ready to take on any challenge

                • 15 or more years of experience with the Microsoft Stack

                  "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

                  "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

                  "You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles

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                  Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

                  If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                  Yvan Rodrigues
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                  I think he means **this**.[^]

                  Yvan Rodrigues, C.Tech. Red Cell Innovation Inc.

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                    Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

                    If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    is it Lamps Plus[^]? The map appears to be over exactly where they are. The requirement, however, is so ambiguous - at least it should say what people will really be working with/doing and who the business is so a prospective employee can do some research - just looks very suspicious with so little detail.

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                      I have 10 years experience administering Windows Server 2012

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                      Kevin Marois
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                      Congratulations

                      If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                        Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

                        If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                        I have 10 years experience administering Windows Server 2012

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                          With that kind of compensation, I would not even ask which stack you want to use. You want the MS Stack? Sure, want some .NET stacksauce on that? :)

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                          SoMad
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                          An annual pay of $120,000 - $150,000 is beneath you? Wages must be pretty high in the Netherlands. Soren Madsen

                          "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                            Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

                            If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                            Mycroft Holmes
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                            Unless it is out in the boondocks, I'd want a tad more than the 150k they are offering.

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              An annual pay of $120,000 - $150,000 is beneath you? Wages must be pretty high in the Netherlands. Soren Madsen

                              "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                              Colin Mullikin
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                              I think you interpreted it backwards from what he meant. He was implying that he would use whatever stack they told him to if they were going to pay him that much.

                              The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                I think you interpreted it backwards from what he meant. He was implying that he would use whatever stack they told him to if they were going to pay him that much.

                                The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                SoMad
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                                You are probably right, but that means he is prepared to waste their time by blindly applying. It says you must have experience with the stack (whatever it is). I thought he was saying that given the compensation he didn't want to waste his own time trying to figure out what stack they mean.

                                "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                  Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

                                  If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                                  jgakenhe
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                                  Funny. Times must be tough in L.A. for developers; glad I'm not there.

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                                    RossMW
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                                    I think the HR got the programmers and the miscellaneous stuff stacker (forklift driver) jobs mixed up :laugh:

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                                      Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

                                      If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                                      Stefan_Lang
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                                      I always wonder why people are so keen on experience and being a quick learner - if you have the latter, is the former really that important? IMHO, someone who's really a quick learner, and willing and able to apply this to any given job, then any other requirement is just ... sauce. Besides, I've never seen a job requirements list that was or even could be met in full. I fondly remember one particular job offer requiring 10 years of experience in Java in 2000. Go figure... :doh:

                                      GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)

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                                        You are probably right, but that means he is prepared to waste their time by blindly applying. It says you must have experience with the stack (whatever it is). I thought he was saying that given the compensation he didn't want to waste his own time trying to figure out what stack they mean.

                                        "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                        Not only does the recruiter not know what he is talking about, concepts do not change simply because there's another company name behind it. A database is a database, a server a server.

                                        SoMad wrote:

                                        I thought he was saying that given the compensation he didn't want to waste his own time trying to figure out what stack they mean.

                                        The field is called "information and communication technology"; they only know what they want, knowing what they mean is my job.

                                        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                                          Here[^] Please don't waste our time if you don't meet all of the above requirements. What requirements????

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                                          Stefan_Lang
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                                          I see nothing about software in there, so I assume they'd consider any experienced secretary. Specifically, the reference to the MS stack doesn't even refer to programming! The "experienced programmer" bit doesn't refer to the MS stack, so, does programming coffee machines and copy machines and a microwace count? ;P And why not? Everyone likes to delegate their power point presentations to their secretary! :cool:

                                          GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)

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