Spider conundrum

[CHill60]

The only thing worse than finding a spider on your face in the morning is... Finding half a spider on your face in the morning! X|

[Suvabrata Roy 0]

Here you Go : Kill The Spider[^]

Life is all about share and care... public class Life : ICareable,IShareable { // implements yours... }

[Lost User]

Don't forget to thank the cat :)

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

[Lost User]

If seeing a spider is no problem, then Google for a typical spider egg-sac. There may be thousands of spiders you simply did not see :)

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

[Lost User]

Spiders are not of mentionable nutritional value. Their real way of thanking you is by killing and eating all kinds of insects and little bloodsuckers.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[Lost User]

Grow some balls :-)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[F ES Sitecore]

I'd rather have dolphins in my swimming pool than sharks :)

[Deflinek]

So obviously he just went on a quick smoke-break. Why it is problem when he got back to work?

-- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

[dandy72]

What are you, a fly?

[RedDk]

Yes. And the faster it disappears, the more horrifying!

[Herbie Mountjoy]

Like james Bond did in, er, um, can't remember which film....

I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.