Want to know why the UK is the most violent country in the world?

[chriselst]

Mmmm! Magnums.[^]

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

[JimmyRopes]

:laugh:

Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha

[Stefto]

i had to read this headline three times before i figured out what i was reading :doh:

#region(start signature) Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it! \#endregion

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

I understand that there is a medical term for that NFN (Normal for Norfolk)[^]

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[OriginalGriff]

What gets me is that either they were witnessed by police, or someone actually reported them! That'd be a good 999/911/000 call: "Yes, she threw a biscuit at me. I've got a small red mark. Couple of dozen cops? Perfect..." :doh:

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[Corporal Agarn]

OriginalGriff wrote:

Couple of dozen cops

Only if the thrower was white and the recipient was black.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[JimmyRopes]

OriginalGriff wrote:

That'd be a good 999/911/000 call: "Yes, she threw a biscuit doughnut at me.

FTFY :-D Police response, stay where you are and don't touch the donut, we'll be right over. Then all of them show up. :-D

Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Tradition has it that when Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown (1781) the British played the tune "The World Turned Upside Down". (http://www.contemplator.com/england/worldtur.html[^]) Perhaps this should be made the official "on hold" music for British police forces (farces?)

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[HobbyProggy]

At least you don't have so much "car" accidents like we have[^] It's a german website but video inside and maybe google doesn't fu with you on translating

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[Richard Deeming]

Russia[^] seem to do quite well in those stakes as well. :omg:

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[HobbyProggy]

Well my post was linked to a satire but yeah in Russia u don't drive car, car drives you XD

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[Richard Deeming]

German satire? Now I've heard everything. ;P

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[HobbyProggy]

The page is really really good ;) I bet you didn't even watch the video :P

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[Richard Deeming]

The English translation of the subtitles is almost as funny as the video. :-D

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[HobbyProggy]

i see, google translation is strong in this one X| Not even the german subtitle is correct XD

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