How many Codeproject members does it take to change a lightbulb?
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4 1 to change the bulb 1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason. 1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun. and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
LOL - That was the best one I've seen in a long time! :laugh: :thumbsup:
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4 1 to change the bulb 1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason. 1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun. and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
Actually, it's 5... You missed one... 1 to make a pointless "correction" that doesn't actually add anything to the solution Wait...
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Actually, it's 5... You missed one... 1 to make a pointless "correction" that doesn't actually add anything to the solution Wait...
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Shouldn't there be a period after the word solution? :-D
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shouldn't there be a period after the word solution? :-D
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Shouldn't "solution" be in quotes? :-D
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Shouldn't "solution" be in quotes? :-D
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Your suggestion actually adds something to the word solution, you're not playing fair. ;P
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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4 1 to change the bulb 1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason. 1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun. and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
:-D ... but surely the answer is "None - it's a hardware problem." So, how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb.... None... it _could_ be software.
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4 1 to change the bulb 1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason. 1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun. and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
Surely you mean 6? You also need one to devise a logic puzzle from this simple task for a future interview question, and one to tell you there is a much easier algorithm using trinary logic. No, make that 7, since we also need someone to devise an algorithm to compute how many people we need.
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4 1 to change the bulb 1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason. 1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun. and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
And, don't forget, one to post about in on the Lounge!
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:-D ... but surely the answer is "None - it's a hardware problem." So, how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb.... None... it _could_ be software.
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Shouldn't there be a period after the word solution? :-D
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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4 1 to change the bulb 1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason. 1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun. and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
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4 1 to change the bulb 1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason. 1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun. and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
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4 1 to change the bulb 1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason. 1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun. and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.