A joke I just recieved
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This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny. Wife (wakes up husband at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado? Husband: Salma Hayek Wife: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers? Husband: Mikaela Banes Wife: When did the girl next door moved in? Husband: 2 months 5 days. But why are you asking all of this? Wife: Yesterday was my birthday.
they can all bugger off, I thought it was giggle worthy :laugh:
veni bibi saltavi
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This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny. Wife (wakes up husband at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado? Husband: Salma Hayek Wife: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers? Husband: Mikaela Banes Wife: When did the girl next door moved in? Husband: 2 months 5 days. But why are you asking all of this? Wife: Yesterday was my birthday.
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Many people believe that remembering birthdays is a question of memory - while it's not entirely. I'm perfectly aware of the birthdays of my relatives, but I don't have a strong sense of time. Today is today, not July 15th... unless I have to write it somewhere for me there exist only the "present". I'm a stateless being :) as many people are, especially those wha have a similar daily / weekly routine.
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you should use an advanced calendar service. The Google calendar can remind you a day before any "reoccuring date". So it might help :rolleyes:
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I do - but then forget, the day after is a wholly new experience :D starting from scratch every day. Also, if Google remembers me now that today is the birthday of someone but I'm busy and can't phone / I'm not at home well... in a couple of minutes I forget again today's date and anything related :D
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I do - but then forget, the day after is a wholly new experience :D starting from scratch every day. Also, if Google remembers me now that today is the birthday of someone but I'm busy and can't phone / I'm not at home well... in a couple of minutes I forget again today's date and anything related :D
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I get that too, that is why I put all birthdays to start at midnight and have the reminder set for 30 minutes before the task.
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This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny. Wife (wakes up husband at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado? Husband: Salma Hayek Wife: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers? Husband: Mikaela Banes Wife: When did the girl next door moved in? Husband: 2 months 5 days. But why are you asking all of this? Wife: Yesterday was my birthday.
This is instead a possible conversation with my WTB (Wife To Be, planning marriage, I mean really actually planning it). WTB (wakes up poor fella me at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado? ME: The flock do I know? It's you the one who watch movies. WTB: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers? ME: Who's Megan Fox? WTB: When did the girl next door moved in? ME: is there a new girl next door? When did the old neighbours movZZzzzzz... Yup, I'm a bit careless :D
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d@nish wrote:
This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny.
Its too much like my reality for me to find it funny. :laugh:
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d@nish wrote:
This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny.
FTFY! Sorry d@nish, but it doesn't work in English translation (not for me anyway)...
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I get that too, that is why I put all birthdays to start at midnight and have the reminder set for 30 minutes before the task.
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And then you phone the person 11:30 at night? :confused: I have a similar problem with birthdays. Even though I may technically know the birthday if asked for it, I still don't think of it at the exact day.
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And then you phone the person 11:30 at night? :confused: I have a similar problem with birthdays. Even though I may technically know the birthday if asked for it, I still don't think of it at the exact day.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
No as I am asleep and I look at my phone in the morning and I then know to call them :-D
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This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny. Wife (wakes up husband at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado? Husband: Salma Hayek Wife: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers? Husband: Mikaela Banes Wife: When did the girl next door moved in? Husband: 2 months 5 days. But why are you asking all of this? Wife: Yesterday was my birthday.
Haha, good one. :) Well to be fair, if you wake me up at 2 AM be prepared for some random information. I usually dream vividly so I'm half there and half in the real world. I could probably name almost anything about the person/people/beings in my dream be they real or fiction. But even asking me my name, the company I work for, her name, either birthday(including my own) would result in a bewildered expression on my face and I can only imagine how angry she would look.
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you should use an advanced calendar service. The Google calendar can remind you a day before any "reoccuring date". So it might help :rolleyes:
Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany
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This is translated from Hindi so may not be funny. Wife (wakes up husband at 2 AM): Who was lead female actor in Desparado? Husband: Salma Hayek Wife: What was Megan Fox's name in Transformers? Husband: Mikaela Banes Wife: When did the girl next door moved in? Husband: 2 months 5 days. But why are you asking all of this? Wife: Yesterday was my birthday.
The former Mrs Me had a birthday two days before mine so we generally split the difference and had a single celebration on the day in the middle. I suppose I should have seen the writing on the wall the year she sent out invitations to the bash which entirely failed to mention that it was my birthday too! Somehow the claim that she'd forgotten just didn't ring true!!!