A new kind of Darwin Award [Modified]
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Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.[^] I can't make up things like this. :~ <edit> When I fist looked it up on Snopes I got no matches because I misspelled alligator. :doh: Once I corrected the spelling I found it to be false. :sigh: </edit>
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as "odd."
That's a bit of an understatement. :wtf:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.[^] I can't make up things like this. :~ <edit> When I fist looked it up on Snopes I got no matches because I misspelled alligator. :doh: Once I corrected the spelling I found it to be false. :sigh: </edit>
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Well, now we know where she[^] comes from...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as "odd."
That's a bit of an understatement. :wtf:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Not really. He was just getting even. :-\
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.[^] I can't make up things like this. :~ <edit> When I fist looked it up on Snopes I got no matches because I misspelled alligator. :doh: Once I corrected the spelling I found it to be false. :sigh: </edit>
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as "odd."
That's a bit of an understatement. :wtf:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Richard Deeming wrote:
Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as "odd."
That's a bit of an understatement.
My thoughts exactly. This comes under the category of "just when you think you've heard everything". :wtf:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Not really. He was just getting even. :-\
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
Colin Mullikin wrote:
He was just getting even.
I hope he never finds the girl that dented his car in the parking lot at the store. :-D
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.[^] I can't make up things like this. :~ <edit> When I fist looked it up on Snopes I got no matches because I misspelled alligator. :doh: Once I corrected the spelling I found it to be false. :sigh: </edit>
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
This would be funny if it we're true
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day.[^] I can't make up things like this. :~ <edit> When I fist looked it up on Snopes I got no matches because I misspelled alligator. :doh: Once I corrected the spelling I found it to be false. :sigh: </edit>
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Of course it was a female gator - he's not some sort of pervert!
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This would be funny if it we're true
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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This would be funny if it we're true
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
Kevin Marois wrote:
This would be funny if it we're true
You're right when I fist looked it up on Snopes I got no matches because I misspelled alligator. :doh: Once I corrected the spelling I did find it to be false. :sigh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
