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If you post anything with the word "Joke" in it

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    Slacker007
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    for the next two weeks, you are a dork. Starting..........now.

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      for the next two weeks, you are a dork. Starting..........now.

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      Lost User
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      I agree, it's getting beyond a joke. :doh:

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        for the next two weeks, you are a dork. Starting..........now.

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        I don't mean to be a stickler, but you are joking, right?

        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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          for the next two weeks, you are a dork. Starting..........now.

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          HobbyProggy
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          Let's start posting things about koje's

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            Let's start posting things about koje's

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            Wastedtalent
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            I heard a dyslexic koje about a nam who walked into a bra.

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              I heard a dyslexic koje about a nam who walked into a bra.

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              TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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              :laugh: :thumbsup:

              Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

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                I heard a dyslexic koje about a nam who walked into a bra.

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                Richard Deeming
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                Well, you must have heard the (really old and almost certainly posted before) one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog? :rolleyes:


                "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                  for the next two weeks, you are a dork. Starting..........now.

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                  RUs123
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                  But you posted this after you typed it...dork! :laugh: All joking aside I agree we did go overboard on saying Jehovah posting jokes in these two days.

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                    for the next two weeks, you are a dork. Starting..........now.

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                    Yvan Rodrigues
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                    I was going to post a joke about op-amps, but I got too much negative feedback.

                    Yvan Rodrigues, C.Tech. Red Cell Innovation Inc.

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                      I was going to post a joke about op-amps, but I got too much negative feedback.

                      Yvan Rodrigues, C.Tech. Red Cell Innovation Inc.

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                      clientSurfer
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                      :|

                      "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon

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