The advert was for a superhero/ninja developer
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I had a candidate claim he was a ninja. I told him I couldn't see him today.
Things will get loud when they start looking for a rockstar developer. How do you develop rockstars anyway?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Things will get loud when they start looking for a rockstar developer. How do you develop rockstars anyway?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
I turned up in a mask with my underpants outside my trousers... ..didn't get the job?
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CDP1802 wrote:
How do you develop rockstars anyway?
Let me guess! You place all your lines neatly on a table profusely using reflection (mirror) and then pipe them (through a straw) into the front-end (nose).
You only get them until they hit 27 though
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You only get them until they hit 27 though
After that they reach the end of their life cycle and get garbage collected?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
I turned up in a mask with my underpants outside my trousers... ..didn't get the job?
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When the interviewers told me they were looking for ninja developers, I told them straight up I'm not one. Now they want me madly. :doh: Said something about me "bringing balance to the force..." :-\
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You only get them until they hit 27 though
That's often too long anyway.
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Does a superhero/ninja developer get paid a super salary?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Hah. Once I saw this recruiter talking to everybody on LinkedIn: "Looking only for the nerds! If you are a nerd, and know how to program, and have experience on it, we are accepting only the bests! We pay the market compatible salary." People started to make so many jokes out of it that the recruiter had to delete the job announcement.
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I turned up in a mask with my underpants outside my trousers... ..didn't get the job?
Clearly, they lied. Fuckers. You wouldn't want to work for them anyway!
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Does a superhero/ninja developer get paid a super salary?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.