An Epiphany For Top Teen Problem
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In this AM's Metro I came across: Teen Pregnancy Stats^ So - this made me think about some other weighty social problems and I came up with the following Eureka level solution:
Don't worry about underage drinking. They'll eventually grow out of it in time.
Too bad I didn't apply for a research grant to study the problem.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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In this AM's Metro I came across: Teen Pregnancy Stats^ So - this made me think about some other weighty social problems and I came up with the following Eureka level solution:
Don't worry about underage drinking. They'll eventually grow out of it in time.
Too bad I didn't apply for a research grant to study the problem.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Oh, for Elephant's sake! :doh: I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting... Obligatory Dilbert 1[^] Obligatory Dilbert 2[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh, for Elephant's sake! :doh: I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting... Obligatory Dilbert 1[^] Obligatory Dilbert 2[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Had I thought of it, I'd have known I could depend upon you. [Edit] Almost forgot my Dilbert-Induced + [Edit]
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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In this AM's Metro I came across: Teen Pregnancy Stats^ So - this made me think about some other weighty social problems and I came up with the following Eureka level solution:
Don't worry about underage drinking. They'll eventually grow out of it in time.
Too bad I didn't apply for a research grant to study the problem.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Statistics show they teen pregnancies drop radically after the age of 20. :doh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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Oh, for Elephant's sake! :doh: I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting... Obligatory Dilbert 1[^] Obligatory Dilbert 2[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
I'm not sure who needs the hardest kicking: those doing the research, or those doing the reporting...
Hmm, what about those who don't realise that this is one in a series of satirical 'graphs' and therefore involves neither researchers or reporters?
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In this AM's Metro I came across: Teen Pregnancy Stats^ So - this made me think about some other weighty social problems and I came up with the following Eureka level solution:
Don't worry about underage drinking. They'll eventually grow out of it in time.
Too bad I didn't apply for a research grant to study the problem.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Epiphanies should generate hagiographies, not platitudes.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Epiphanies should generate hagiographies, not platitudes.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
Well, then, time for you to get crackin' on that hagiograph dedictated to "W∴ Balboos". Your particular volume, ultimately but one of many on the subject, will or won't be a platitude based solely upon you writing abilities. "A journey of a thousand miles is a long one if you're walking"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
