Man updates his PC to Windows 10 ... only for his wife to find his entire PORN collection transformed into a slideshow on repeat
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.... :thumbsup:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
Looks like a good joke! ^_^ I mean I don't have (and can't find) the screen saver setting on Windows 10! And anyway how hard cant it be to change the picture hey!? And why would the wife care anyway? MM... maybe they are American, that might be why...
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
One of my friends had his school assignments stored under 196 layers of encryption (don't ask). He is known as a "cryptopath". Yeah, he's nuts.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Looks like a good joke! ^_^ I mean I don't have (and can't find) the screen saver setting on Windows 10! And anyway how hard cant it be to change the picture hey!? And why would the wife care anyway? MM... maybe they are American, that might be why...
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Super Lloyd wrote:
And why would the wife care anyway?
Depends on what the images displayed... :~ Two girls, one cup? X| (NSFW, do not google. In fact, don't ever google that phrase. Trust me on this.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Super Lloyd wrote:
And why would the wife care anyway?
Depends on what the images displayed... :~ Two girls, one cup? X| (NSFW, do not google. In fact, don't ever google that phrase. Trust me on this.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Super Lloyd wrote:
And why would the wife care anyway?
Depends on what the images displayed... :~ Two girls, one cup? X| (NSFW, do not google. In fact, don't ever google that phrase. Trust me on this.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
:omg: This is so excessively disgusting! :-o House could you even mentioned it! :-o Remark, I didn't google it, I Bing it, now I regret it! What has been seen can't be unseen!!
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:omg: This is so excessively disgusting! :-o House could you even mentioned it! :-o Remark, I didn't google it, I Bing it, now I regret it! What has been seen can't be unseen!!
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Super Lloyd wrote:
House could you even mentioned it! :O
For the glory of Satan of course...! That's basically just like "Don't watch an Anime called Boku, this sh is disgusting" and so on :)
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:omg: This is so excessively disgusting! :-o House could you even mentioned it! :-o Remark, I didn't google it, I Bing it, now I regret it! What has been seen can't be unseen!!
All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!
Super Lloyd wrote:
I Bing it
Well, there is your problem! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
Oops and oops and oops... The default settings for screensaver upon installation of Windows 10 is 'None'!!! To rotate the photos from the local library the man should have to change the screensaver settings to 'Photos'! So...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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This story has the smell of a "manufactured" urban legend.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
Absolutely...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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One of my friends had his school assignments stored under 196 layers of encryption (don't ask). He is known as a "cryptopath". Yeah, he's nuts.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
"school assignments"... of course :rolleyes: That's what I called it when I was young as well :laugh:
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
I like the quality of the Mail's technical writers: "Windows 10, the biggest update Microsoft has made to its computer software, finally launched after a massive beta test programme." So, the change from 16-bit to 32-bit pales into significance?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.
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Super Lloyd wrote:
House could you even mentioned it! :O
For the glory of Satan of course...! That's basically just like "Don't watch an Anime called Boku, this sh is disgusting" and so on :)
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
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}You seem to be quite an, um, expert on these matters.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.
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Looks like a good joke! ^_^ I mean I don't have (and can't find) the screen saver setting on Windows 10! And anyway how hard cant it be to change the picture hey!? And why would the wife care anyway? MM... maybe they are American, that might be why...
All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!
Super Lloyd wrote:
I don't have (and can't find) the screen saver setting on Windows 10!
It's quite well hidden - looks like they've left it in the old-style Control Panel, so you won't find it by digging around in the settings. Fortunately, the search works quite well; just type "screen saver" in the search bar (or the "Find a setting" box), and it should come up at the top of the list.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
I will point out that if she found out it was on repeat, that means she sat through it. ...and now that I've read the article: > "And to make matters worse, the malfunction was discovered by his wife" If it's true at all, then it's not a "malfunction", it's by design. > "who told the story so others would not repeat the fatal mistake." "Fatal", how? The story doesn't report any death. I normally don't read it, but now I know why others refer to it as the Daily Fail.
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"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter
A similar thing happened about two years ago when we brought home the new 'smart tv' while my step-son was visiting. The wife started mucking about with the menu and was intrigued when she saw the half-dozen or so computers on the home network, including her son's. She was delighted to find that she could access pictures from any computer on the network, and spent a half hour or so looking through the pictures from her laptop. After that, she wanted to see what was available on the son's laptop...it was like watching in slow motion and before I could say anything, the screen was filled with thumbnails of pr0n! :laugh: What can you say? The kid is 28 yo. To me, it was no big deal, but the wife freaked out, confiscated the laptop and gave me the 'unpleasant' task of removing all the 'filth'! When he got home, he got a stern lecture from mom, and a little advice from me...'don't keep your pr0n in My Pictures next time'. His defense was that we should not have even looked on his laptop (that we bought) without his permission much less deleted content without asking first! :omg:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
