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  • S Simon_Whale

    Just finished buildings my new works machine and it took 4 hours to install 235 updates and now there are 85 more :(

    Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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    Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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    And after the last you will receive Windows 10!!! :laugh:

    Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

    "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      And after the last you will receive Windows 10!!! :laugh:

      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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      OriginalGriff
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      And then it's undoubted copious supply of updates! :laugh:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

        And after the last you will receive Windows 10!!! :laugh:

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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        Simon_Whale
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        Sadly at work were not allowed to install that until we can get rid of Windows XP and MS Access 2000

        Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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        • S Simon_Whale

          Sadly at work were not allowed to install that until we can get rid of Windows XP and MS Access 2000

          Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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          Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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          FORMAT c: :laugh:

          Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

          "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            And then it's undoubted copious supply of updates! :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Richard Deeming
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            So far, I have:

            • Two updates for Windows 10:
              • KB3074678, which doesn't seem to exist on the Microsoft site;
              • KB3074686[^];
            • One update for ASP.NET MVC 5.1: KB2994397[^], which is from October 2014 - no idea why that wasn't baked in to the RTM;
            • Eight definition updates for Windows Defender. I think these are cumulative, so you'd only need the last one.

            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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            • S Simon_Whale

              Sadly at work were not allowed to install that until we can get rid of Windows XP and MS Access 2000

              Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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              Richard Deeming
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              Simon_Whale wrote:

              Windows XP and MS Access 2000

              Which branch of the government do you work for? :rolleyes:


              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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              • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                And after the last you will receive Windows 10!!! :laugh:

                Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                devenv exe
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                and finally when Windows 10 is up to date, he will downgrade!

                "Coming soon"

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                • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                  And after the last you will receive Windows 10!!! :laugh:

                  Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                  devenv exe
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                  and finally when Windows 10 is up to date, he will downgrade!

                  "Coming soon"

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                  • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                    Simon_Whale wrote:

                    Windows XP and MS Access 2000

                    Which branch of the government do you work for? :rolleyes:


                    "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                    Simon_Whale
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                    Even worse, I work for an insurance company :laugh:

                    Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                    • S Simon_Whale

                      Even worse, I work for an insurance company :laugh:

                      Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                      Simon_Whale wrote:

                      I work for an insurance company

                      Oh, they've finally upgraded to XP? :-D /ravi

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                      • S Simon_Whale

                        Just finished buildings my new works machine and it took 4 hours to install 235 updates and now there are 85 more :(

                        Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                        KarstenK
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                        For installing Windows and "all tools" I am planning 2 annoying days. I use to have an extra "work machine" if I install Windows on a PC. :rolleyes:

                        Press F1 for help or google it. Greetings from Germany

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                        • S Simon_Whale

                          Sadly at work were not allowed to install that until we can get rid of Windows XP and MS Access 2000

                          Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                          JammoD87
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                          I feel your pain....we rely on Office 97 for one of our in-house systems, so until we re-design it, we are stuck with XP.

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