Monty Python

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Monty Python's 25 funniest quotes [^] Always look on the bright side of life...

[Rage]

These are by far not the funniest. If ever anything can be "funniest".

Do not escape reality : improve reality !

[Stefto]

'Tis but a flesh wound

#region(start signature) Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it! \#endregion

[Johnny J]

It can! This is it! The funniest joke in the world: Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput![^] :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time