Thought of the day

[OriginalGriff]

Has a Norwegian that analysed a bird Scandinavian?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Corporal Agarn]

Do you have the flu?

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[jeron1]

It wasn't me, it was the Lutefisk I tell ya!

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[W Balboos GHB]

You're displaying a talon for eggactly what? Whatever that talon is, I wouldn't wishbone it on anyone. I already egret responding.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[Kschuler]

Where are you robin these jokes from?

[megaadam]

How do I make a joke about a dodo fly?

Life is too shor

[OriginalGriff]

"I seen a horse fly I seen a dragon fly I seen a house fly..." But I never seen a dodo fly!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[R Giskard Reventlov]

Dead Parrot [^]

[9082365]

Oh when will it all Finnish?

[jeron1]

After he eats a danish[^]?

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Gary Wheeler]

Haven't you been hawking this crap long enough?

Software Zen: delete this;

[OriginalGriff]

I'd rather just eat Danish[^]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Johnny J]

Wouldn't everybody[^]??? :rolleyes:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-----
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
-----
I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[WoodseyAU]

Always thrush reading these