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    ZurdoDev
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    Doctors' app scares people from their screens -- for their own good[^] SFW, as long as you don't download the app. :-\

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    every 20 minutes it sends you disgusting images that make you recoil as if you've just seen a rabbit skinned by Darth Vader in the middle of your local bar.

    :laugh: :laugh:

    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      Doctors' app scares people from their screens -- for their own good[^] SFW, as long as you don't download the app. :-\

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      every 20 minutes it sends you disgusting images that make you recoil as if you've just seen a rabbit skinned by Darth Vader in the middle of your local bar.

      :laugh: :laugh:

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      Irina Pykhova
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      save your eyes and lose your mind

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        Doctors' app scares people from their screens -- for their own good[^] SFW, as long as you don't download the app. :-\

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        every 20 minutes it sends you disgusting images that make you recoil as if you've just seen a rabbit skinned by Darth Vader in the middle of your local bar.

        :laugh: :laugh:

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        Corporal Agarn
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        So you were there last Friday. Great time man!

        Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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          Doctors' app scares people from their screens -- for their own good[^] SFW, as long as you don't download the app. :-\

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          every 20 minutes it sends you disgusting images that make you recoil as if you've just seen a rabbit skinned by Darth Vader in the middle of your local bar.

          :laugh: :laugh:

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Sorry; cat videos are enough for me.

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            save your eyes and lose your mind

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            Slacker007
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            Irina Pykhova wrote:

            save your eyes and lose your mind

            Kind of like the prescription Rx adverts on television. "This medication may kill you, but you will have comfortable bowel movements, guaranteed" whatever that means. :sigh:

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              Irina Pykhova wrote:

              save your eyes and lose your mind

              Kind of like the prescription Rx adverts on television. "This medication may kill you, but you will have comfortable bowel movements, guaranteed" whatever that means. :sigh:

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              RJOberg
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              Saw one the other night, "This medication may cause death or it may lead to a brain infection. The brain infection might cause death or it might cause you to be a baked potato. The medication might also cause nausea, lowered white blood cell count, ..." and so on. I usually figure that leading off with death meant that the only way to go was up. But no! They lead off with death and followed it right up with an "incredibly painful death" and "an even more incredibly painful life that in comparison death would be a merciful release" :omg:

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                Doctors' app scares people from their screens -- for their own good[^] SFW, as long as you don't download the app. :-\

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                every 20 minutes it sends you disgusting images that make you recoil as if you've just seen a rabbit skinned by Darth Vader in the middle of your local bar.

                :laugh: :laugh:

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                Dan Neely
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                Clearly I've spent way too long on the seedier parts of the net (NTM browsing for free pr0n on network fileshares at school 15 years ago), but that sample image doesn't even rate a meh on the shock scale any longer. Now if the designers of that app could just get their minds out of the gutter and stop blocking my periscope all would be good in the world again.

                Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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