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    Colin Mullikin
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    So today is Columbus Day here in the United States. As school children, we are taught that Christopher Columbus is "the greatest explorer of all time because he discovered our home", which is really just a nice way of saying "he was a gold grubbing European that accidentally discovered an entire hemisphere and didn't realize it, but really he didn't even do that because the Vikings had already found it". Luckily, The Oatmeal is here to set the record straight: Columbus Day[^] (Yes, I realize this comic is a couple years old and has probably already been posted. No, I don't care.)

    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      So today is Columbus Day here in the United States. As school children, we are taught that Christopher Columbus is "the greatest explorer of all time because he discovered our home", which is really just a nice way of saying "he was a gold grubbing European that accidentally discovered an entire hemisphere and didn't realize it, but really he didn't even do that because the Vikings had already found it". Luckily, The Oatmeal is here to set the record straight: Columbus Day[^] (Yes, I realize this comic is a couple years old and has probably already been posted. No, I don't care.)

      The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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      den2k88
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      Colin Mullikin wrote:

      he was a gold grubbing European

      He was Italian, what did you expect? :-D

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        So today is Columbus Day here in the United States. As school children, we are taught that Christopher Columbus is "the greatest explorer of all time because he discovered our home", which is really just a nice way of saying "he was a gold grubbing European that accidentally discovered an entire hemisphere and didn't realize it, but really he didn't even do that because the Vikings had already found it". Luckily, The Oatmeal is here to set the record straight: Columbus Day[^] (Yes, I realize this comic is a couple years old and has probably already been posted. No, I don't care.)

        The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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        Amarnath S
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        Who landed first, Columbus or Amerigo Vespucci? If it was Columbus, should have been called Columbia, isn't it? Or, that domain name was already taken :-)

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          Who landed first, Columbus or Amerigo Vespucci? If it was Columbus, should have been called Columbia, isn't it? Or, that domain name was already taken :-)

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          Corporal Agarn
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          I thing Vespucci got to the mainland where CC only made the islands.

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            So today is Columbus Day here in the United States. As school children, we are taught that Christopher Columbus is "the greatest explorer of all time because he discovered our home", which is really just a nice way of saying "he was a gold grubbing European that accidentally discovered an entire hemisphere and didn't realize it, but really he didn't even do that because the Vikings had already found it". Luckily, The Oatmeal is here to set the record straight: Columbus Day[^] (Yes, I realize this comic is a couple years old and has probably already been posted. No, I don't care.)

            The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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            ZurdoDev
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            It's fun when someone claims history is wrong and then claims to know the real history. :-\

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              Who landed first, Columbus or Amerigo Vespucci? If it was Columbus, should have been called Columbia, isn't it? Or, that domain name was already taken :-)

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              Columbus - he thought he was in India all the time. He was there for the money not for Geography... Vespucci looking at the cartographed coast lines noticed that it was fairly different from India.

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                Who landed first, Columbus or Amerigo Vespucci? If it was Columbus, should have been called Columbia, isn't it? Or, that domain name was already taken :-)

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                Ian Shlasko
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                Neither. Upon each of their arrivals, at completely different locations, they spotted a mysterious blue box and a dorky looking fellow in a bowtie taking pictures of them.

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                  So today is Columbus Day here in the United States. As school children, we are taught that Christopher Columbus is "the greatest explorer of all time because he discovered our home", which is really just a nice way of saying "he was a gold grubbing European that accidentally discovered an entire hemisphere and didn't realize it, but really he didn't even do that because the Vikings had already found it". Luckily, The Oatmeal is here to set the record straight: Columbus Day[^] (Yes, I realize this comic is a couple years old and has probably already been posted. No, I don't care.)

                  The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  In interesting story, his brutal exploits could be likened to members of Congress.

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                    It's fun when someone claims history is wrong and then claims to know the real history. :-\

                    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    Amarnath S
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                    Because, as they say ... History was always written by the winner.

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                      Neither. Upon each of their arrivals, at completely different locations, they spotted a mysterious blue box and a dorky looking fellow in a bowtie taking pictures of them.

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                      ... But who wrote the 5th symphony in the first place?

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                        Because, as they say ... History was always written by the winner.

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                        ZurdoDev
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                        Avijnata wrote:

                        History was always written by the winner.

                        And then rewritten later on by the know-it-all. :-\

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                          Who landed first, Columbus or Amerigo Vespucci? If it was Columbus, should have been called Columbia, isn't it? Or, that domain name was already taken :-)

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                          PIEBALDconsult
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                          Avijnata wrote:

                          should have been called Columbia,

                          Yes, that was one of the early names, but it didn't stick, other than in the District of Columbia.

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                            In interesting story, his brutal exploits could be likened to members of Congress.

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                            Corporal Agarn
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                            Nah, Congress is much more greedy.

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                              Avijnata wrote:

                              should have been called Columbia,

                              Yes, that was one of the early names, but it didn't stick, other than in the District of Columbia.

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                              Colin Mullikin
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                              PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                              , other than in the District of Columbia.

                              And everyone knows nothing ever happens there. :laugh:

                              The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                                Avijnata wrote:

                                should have been called Columbia,

                                Yes, that was one of the early names, but it didn't stick, other than in the District of Columbia.

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                                MrChug
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                                PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                                but it didn't stick, other than in the District of Columbia.

                                It stuck pretty well in South America and Canada. :)

                                They will never have seen anything like us them there. - M. Spirito

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