Duck!!!!

[9082365]

According to BBC News ...

Quote:

American toddlers are shooting one person a week on average in 2015.

:wtf: What? All of them? Bit of a radical approach to population control, isn't it?

[chriselst]

I bet that one person they're shooting is getting a bit fed up of it by now.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

[Lost User]

43 times in a year; that is *not* once a week.

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[9082365]

Can't help feeling that disputing the arithmetic is kinda missing the point! Don't worry chaps, it's not quite one a week. Oh, that's alright then!

[Lost User]

It was not 43 it is 42...

[Lost User]

Shirley if a toddler is shooting at you the last thing you do is duck. I would have thought Jump!!!! would be better advice.

[OriginalGriff]

No, you shout "Duck!!!!" and point behind the malevolent infant. With any luck it will swing round to see the quack-quack and you can disarm it like taking candy from a baby.

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[Member 12000837]

I love duck! (this is actually a quote from a certain animated TV series)

[PIEBALDconsult]

I expect some of those are the mothers.

[BillWoodruff]

Member 9082365 wrote:

American toddlers are shooting one person a week on average in 2015.

That's why America needs more immigrants.

«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.

[chriselst]

Oh, duck[^]

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.