I was sent this...

[OriginalGriff]

...and...well, I kinda know what they mean...We fixed everything[^]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

And I got this: Good? Crap?[^]

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Amarnath S]

I felt Win95 to be great and Win98 to be so-so. This shows them in reverse.

[Colin Mullikin]

It all depends on which service pack you remember... :laugh: They also conveniently left out Windows 2000.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

[Dan Neely]

And NT4.

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[Max Methot]

Following that logic, Windows 95 - Good. Windows 96 - Crap. Windows 97 - Good. Windows 98 - Crap. Windows 99 - Good. Windows 2000 - Crap. Windows ME - Good.

"It's hard to beat someone who never quits".

[PIEBALDconsult]

95 is bollocks. 98 is OK.

[HobbyProggy]

i send this[^] into battle !

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

[Johnny J]

They forgot to reverse one of the engines for backward compatibility... :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time