Argh...
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I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying: "We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards." (Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates') I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying: "We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards." (Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates') I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
'high-velocity
Only once it hits the fan.
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I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying: "We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards." (Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates') I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Someone really, truly, actually said that? How do they manage to even get dressed in the morning with such an inability to think outside of their own rear-end. Wow.
cheers Chris Maunder
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Someone really, truly, actually said that? How do they manage to even get dressed in the morning with such an inability to think outside of their own rear-end. Wow.
cheers Chris Maunder
I heard whoever he was talking to reply with "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... What?" And someone else then shouted "BINGO!" causing much laughter.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying: "We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards." (Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates') I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Go back in and go postal while shouting "how do you like these high velocity rewards?".
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I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying: "We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards." (Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates') I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
'high-velocity rewards'...
Pretty sure they mean something like this, http://www.quickmeme.com/img/19/19aed6d18e47c4781c3ac96e46700eaaf7f9bb7bf5c97aa98caa6cf6d7ae6fdf.jpg[^] I'm sure losing your job sucks but it sounds like you may have dodged a bullet in the long run. Good luck finding something better. :thumbsup:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying: "We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards." (Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates') I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Good luck finding new job! Too bad you missed out on the synergistic high velocity rewards! ;P
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I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying: "We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards." (Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates') I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
high-velocity rewards
I believe the sound of a whip is it breaking the sound barrier.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.
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Good luck finding new job! Too bad you missed out on the synergistic high velocity rewards! ;P
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Super Lloyd wrote:
Too bad you missed out on the synergistic high velocity rewards!
Actually, if you read between the corporate lines, I believe he just got one.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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I got laid off yesterday, and as I left, I overheard someone saying: "We'll leverage the synergies of the associates with win-win light-speed communication platforms and high-velocity rewards." (Heartland Automotive, where I worked, called employees 'Associates') I worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Brisingr Aerowing wrote:
worry for my friends there... especially with the mention of 'high-velocity rewards'...
ASb fast as a speeding bullet?
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