Hope and Despair
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Is it illegal where you are to kill your son? It's Sunday night. The Boy (18) went out with friends to the city to get pissed and stay over a friends place. The Daughter (15) is in bed. So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife. Now the Boy is on the way home and wants to get picked up from the train station. I'm on beer 9 (?) and once the wife finds out she's all ready to pick him up and I'm getting nothing. As the only Mike Hunt in this household earning money I think they can all get faarrrkkkked and I'll spend whatever I earn on myself until the ATO (Tax faarrrkkkers come and get me). Haven't done the past 2 years tax as working for myself I have to put the money aside for tax. Unfortunately I live with fuckwits who don't understand that every dollar in isn't mine to spend.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
You really have to be desperate if you need 9 beers before..."getting some rooting from the wife"...
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Is it illegal where you are to kill your son? It's Sunday night. The Boy (18) went out with friends to the city to get pissed and stay over a friends place. The Daughter (15) is in bed. So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife. Now the Boy is on the way home and wants to get picked up from the train station. I'm on beer 9 (?) and once the wife finds out she's all ready to pick him up and I'm getting nothing. As the only Mike Hunt in this household earning money I think they can all get faarrrkkkked and I'll spend whatever I earn on myself until the ATO (Tax faarrrkkkers come and get me). Haven't done the past 2 years tax as working for myself I have to put the money aside for tax. Unfortunately I live with fuckwits who don't understand that every dollar in isn't mine to spend.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife.
Root beer? :D
Michael Martin wrote:
Unfortunately I live with fuckwits
I guess calling your family fuckwits must be some Australian thing... Or a "I-drank-9-beers" thing... :laugh:
Michael Martin wrote:
Is it illegal where you are to kill your son?
Probably not, but I don't have a son so I'm not familiar with that kind of law. What I DO know is that "because he wanted me to pick him up" isn't a good reason for aforementioned kill. Every son or daughter calls at least once during his teens to pick him or her up (and with once I mean a gazillion times). Think of something better, like "he's an evil mastermind keeping me from my root and so making humanity go extinct!". It's just an idea, but I think you can work it out from there :D
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Is it illegal where you are to kill your son? It's Sunday night. The Boy (18) went out with friends to the city to get pissed and stay over a friends place. The Daughter (15) is in bed. So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife. Now the Boy is on the way home and wants to get picked up from the train station. I'm on beer 9 (?) and once the wife finds out she's all ready to pick him up and I'm getting nothing. As the only Mike Hunt in this household earning money I think they can all get faarrrkkkked and I'll spend whatever I earn on myself until the ATO (Tax faarrrkkkers come and get me). Haven't done the past 2 years tax as working for myself I have to put the money aside for tax. Unfortunately I live with fuckwits who don't understand that every dollar in isn't mine to spend.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Well, sounds like a typical scene of happy domestic bliss on a Sunday night. cheers, Bill
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Is it illegal where you are to kill your son? It's Sunday night. The Boy (18) went out with friends to the city to get pissed and stay over a friends place. The Daughter (15) is in bed. So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife. Now the Boy is on the way home and wants to get picked up from the train station. I'm on beer 9 (?) and once the wife finds out she's all ready to pick him up and I'm getting nothing. As the only Mike Hunt in this household earning money I think they can all get faarrrkkkked and I'll spend whatever I earn on myself until the ATO (Tax faarrrkkkers come and get me). Haven't done the past 2 years tax as working for myself I have to put the money aside for tax. Unfortunately I live with fuckwits who don't understand that every dollar in isn't mine to spend.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Is it illegal where you are to kill your son? It's Sunday night. The Boy (18) went out with friends to the city to get pissed and stay over a friends place. The Daughter (15) is in bed. So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife. Now the Boy is on the way home and wants to get picked up from the train station. I'm on beer 9 (?) and once the wife finds out she's all ready to pick him up and I'm getting nothing. As the only Mike Hunt in this household earning money I think they can all get faarrrkkkked and I'll spend whatever I earn on myself until the ATO (Tax faarrrkkkers come and get me). Haven't done the past 2 years tax as working for myself I have to put the money aside for tax. Unfortunately I live with fuckwits who don't understand that every dollar in isn't mine to spend.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote:
The Boy (18) went out with friends to the city to get pissed
Michael Martin wrote:
I'm on beer 9
I sense a pattern repeating.
Well, the apple does not fall far from the tree.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Well, the apple does not fall far from the tree.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Is it illegal where you are to kill your son? It's Sunday night. The Boy (18) went out with friends to the city to get pissed and stay over a friends place. The Daughter (15) is in bed. So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife. Now the Boy is on the way home and wants to get picked up from the train station. I'm on beer 9 (?) and once the wife finds out she's all ready to pick him up and I'm getting nothing. As the only Mike Hunt in this household earning money I think they can all get faarrrkkkked and I'll spend whatever I earn on myself until the ATO (Tax faarrrkkkers come and get me). Haven't done the past 2 years tax as working for myself I have to put the money aside for tax. Unfortunately I live with fuckwits who don't understand that every dollar in isn't mine to spend.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Is it illegal where you are to kill your son? It's Sunday night. The Boy (18) went out with friends to the city to get pissed and stay over a friends place. The Daughter (15) is in bed. So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife. Now the Boy is on the way home and wants to get picked up from the train station. I'm on beer 9 (?) and once the wife finds out she's all ready to pick him up and I'm getting nothing. As the only Mike Hunt in this household earning money I think they can all get faarrrkkkked and I'll spend whatever I earn on myself until the ATO (Tax faarrrkkkers come and get me). Haven't done the past 2 years tax as working for myself I have to put the money aside for tax. Unfortunately I live with fuckwits who don't understand that every dollar in isn't mine to spend.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
This sounds like the beginnings of: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010\_Austin\_suicide\_attack get help fast
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Michael Martin wrote:
So I plan on getting some rooting from the wife.
Root beer? :D
Michael Martin wrote:
Unfortunately I live with fuckwits
I guess calling your family fuckwits must be some Australian thing... Or a "I-drank-9-beers" thing... :laugh:
Michael Martin wrote:
Is it illegal where you are to kill your son?
Probably not, but I don't have a son so I'm not familiar with that kind of law. What I DO know is that "because he wanted me to pick him up" isn't a good reason for aforementioned kill. Every son or daughter calls at least once during his teens to pick him or her up (and with once I mean a gazillion times). Think of something better, like "he's an evil mastermind keeping me from my root and so making humanity go extinct!". It's just an idea, but I think you can work it out from there :D
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
Michael Martin wrote:
Unfortunately I live with fuckwits
I guess calling your family fuckwits must be some Australian thing... Or a "I-drank-9-beers" thing..
I'd say it's an MM thing; but other than also including "I-drank-9-rums" things I'm not sure there's much of a difference. Or at least not when looking at what he posts here. OTOH MM's drunk posts are at least understandable, something that DD's rarely were.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Michael Martin wrote:
Unfortunately I live with fuckwits
I guess calling your family fuckwits must be some Australian thing... Or a "I-drank-9-beers" thing..
I'd say it's an MM thing; but other than also including "I-drank-9-rums" things I'm not sure there's much of a difference. Or at least not when looking at what he posts here. OTOH MM's drunk posts are at least understandable, something that DD's rarely were.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
Dan Neely wrote:
I'd say it's an MM thing
Good, I was starting to lose faith in Australians ;p
Dan Neely wrote:
MM's drunk posts are at least understandable, something that DD's rarely were
I assume you're talking about any of DD's posts! :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Dan Neely wrote:
I'd say it's an MM thing
Good, I was starting to lose faith in Australians ;p
Dan Neely wrote:
MM's drunk posts are at least understandable, something that DD's rarely were
I assume you're talking about any of DD's posts! :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
Dan Neely wrote:
MM's drunk posts are at least understandable, something that DD's rarely were
I assume you're talking about any of DD's posts! :laugh:
Well his CCC's for sure anyway. :-\
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Dan Neely wrote:
MM's drunk posts are at least understandable, something that DD's rarely were
I assume you're talking about any of DD's posts! :laugh:
Well his CCC's for sure anyway. :-\
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
All CCC's... Never got the hang of that :sigh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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All CCC's... Never got the hang of that :sigh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Normally I;m the same, but I think I got today's bonus easy CCC[^].
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Normally I;m the same, but I think I got today's bonus easy CCC[^].
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
I already knew the answer when I read "Nagy" :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
