Wife's Name

[HobbyProggy]

I guess you know the meaning of Big Horse for a male ;)

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[super]

Here Indian means "American Native Indian" and not South Asian Indian

cheers,

Super

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[Lost User]

Pun

Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

[OriginalGriff]

Yep! "Got a very long pony tail"

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[F ES Sitecore]

"Nag" means to pester and annoy someone until they do something (wives are often teased about nagging their husbands to put the bins out, put the toilet seat down, take the garbage out etc), and it is also a slang term for an old or useless horse. So five horses are five nags, and also that the wife nag, nag, nag, nag, nags her husband :)

[F ES Sitecore]

One day a young Indian gets curious about the names of his family. Child: Dad, where do our names come from? Father: Whenever a child is born, I sit atop the mountain and the child is named after whatever I see. When your sister was born I saw a hundred buffalo running across the planes so I called her running-buffalo. When your brother was born I saw the river was swollen and glittered in the sun so I called her shining-water. Why do you ask, two-dogs-f******?

[OriginalGriff]

F-ES Sitecore wrote:

Why do you ask, two-dogs-f******?

"Two-dogs-fighting? Two-dogs-fighting? Wow, he would have given his right arm to be called Two-dogs-fighting." --- Pterry, Reaper Man

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[Johnny J]

I heard the same with the punchline "Why do you ask little-hole-in-rubber?"

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[Lost User]

:laugh:

[Nelek]

Thank a lot for the explanation I was just like :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::doh: :doh: :doh:

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[H Brydon]

...has to have the joke explained. Well done though. :-)

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