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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married." The Father replies "Say sorry." "What? Why do I have to say sorry?" "Say sorry!" "But I did nothing wrong!" "SAY SORRY NOW!!" *Okay dad, I'm sorry." "Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married." The Father replies "Say sorry." "What? Why do I have to say sorry?" "Say sorry!" "But I did nothing wrong!" "SAY SORRY NOW!!" *Okay dad, I'm sorry." "Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
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Convivence is the same!
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married." The Father replies "Say sorry." "What? Why do I have to say sorry?" "Say sorry!" "But I did nothing wrong!" "SAY SORRY NOW!!" *Okay dad, I'm sorry." "Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
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There is an other level - you have to say 'sorry' from time to time even she didn't asked you to do so...Also flowers and expensive chocolate/jewels are part of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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There is an other level - you have to say 'sorry' from time to time even she didn't asked you to do so...Also flowers and expensive chocolate/jewels are part of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Oh no, you should NEVER say Sorry unless there's a valid reason for it. Otherwise she'll just wonder what the hell you've been up to - and the result of that is hardly ever a positive experience... :~
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married." The Father replies "Say sorry." "What? Why do I have to say sorry?" "Say sorry!" "But I did nothing wrong!" "SAY SORRY NOW!!" *Okay dad, I'm sorry." "Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason...
His father said so, thus he did have a reason.
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married." The Father replies "Say sorry." "What? Why do I have to say sorry?" "Say sorry!" "But I did nothing wrong!" "SAY SORRY NOW!!" *Okay dad, I'm sorry." "Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
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So true! I sent the Missus down to the beach to stay at a timeshare condo I've have for over 20 years. After arriving, she was so pissed she had to call right away...the room overlooks the parking lot! My response...'I'm sorry.' She was also unhappy that her friend cancelled on her at the last minute. Again, I said 'I'm sorry.' It is supposed to rain for the next few days...you know what I said! :laugh:
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married." The Father replies "Say sorry." "What? Why do I have to say sorry?" "Say sorry!" "But I did nothing wrong!" "SAY SORRY NOW!!" *Okay dad, I'm sorry." "Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh no, you should NEVER say Sorry unless there's a valid reason for it. Otherwise she'll just wonder what the hell you've been up to - and the result of that is hardly ever a positive experience... :~
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeAnd NEVER bring flowers unless it is a birthday or something, otherwise she will KNOW you are up to something!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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And NEVER bring flowers unless it is a birthday or something, otherwise she will KNOW you are up to something!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
I used to buy my wife flowers and all I got was "I don't like them" or "They're the wrong colour" or "You bought me those a fortnight ago". So, for about the last 40 years, I just give her some money every week to buy her own. It cuts out a lot of earache.
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A guy goes to his father and says "Dad, Jane and I are thinking of getting married." The Father replies "Say sorry." "What? Why do I have to say sorry?" "Say sorry!" "But I did nothing wrong!" "SAY SORRY NOW!!" *Okay dad, I'm sorry." "Well done," says the father, "Your training is over. Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason what so ever you are ready to get married."
veni bibi saltavi
Especially helpful when she is pissed at you because of something you did in her dream last night. -True story
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