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Joke: President Bush's Brain

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    After examination, the doctor said "Mr. President, there are problems with both parts of your brain. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left." :laugh:

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      After examination, the doctor said "Mr. President, there are problems with both parts of your brain. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left." :laugh:

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      Prabhakar
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      Bush! Brain ? :wtf: get real Mr Tester!! A joke in a joke!! :laugh:


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        After examination, the doctor said "Mr. President, there are problems with both parts of your brain. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left." :laugh:

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        That's really not very funny.

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          That's really not very funny.

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          Paul Watson
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          But you laugh at the Sadman jokes... typical.

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            But you laugh at the Sadman jokes... typical.

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            :wtf: I laugh at GWB jokes, I just thought this one was a bad joke. It wasn't funny at all.

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              That's really not very funny.

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              I think it's funny. I mean come on, just because it's about Bush doesn't make it "unfunny". Cheer up man, where is your sense of humour? :) But if you wanted to say that you don't like it because it's about Bush, that's OK, but don't say it's not funny. Even I would not like jokes about the Prime Minister of India, so I understand how you feel. But the joke was funny. At least I found it funny. :)
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                I think it's funny. I mean come on, just because it's about Bush doesn't make it "unfunny". Cheer up man, where is your sense of humour? :) But if you wanted to say that you don't like it because it's about Bush, that's OK, but don't say it's not funny. Even I would not like jokes about the Prime Minister of India, so I understand how you feel. But the joke was funny. At least I found it funny. :)
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                Rohit  Sinha wrote: just because it's about Bush doesn't make it "unfunny". That's not why its "unfunny". I've laughed at "good" Bush jokes. I just don't see the humor in this joke at all.

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                  That's really not very funny.

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                  I've heard about some study on jokes that explains Americans don't appreciate punny jokes as much as others. We usually roll our eyes and force a chuckle at most of them. BW "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

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                    I've heard about some study on jokes that explains Americans don't appreciate punny jokes as much as others. We usually roll our eyes and force a chuckle at most of them. BW "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

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                    Maybe that's what it is. Its not that I don't like a good Bush joke.

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                      After examination, the doctor said "Mr. President, there are problems with both parts of your brain. Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left." :laugh:

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      That's just as cheesy as, "You must be built upside-down because your nose runs and your feet smell." Jeremy Falcon "so be it, threaten no more, to secure peace is to prepare for war" - Metallica

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                        That's really not very funny.

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                        Bruce Duncan
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                        Of course it was. A clever play on words. It just so happened to be directed at the 'man' who happens to 'run' your country. If it were directed at Saddam (or even Chirac), what would your reaction have been ?

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                          Of course it was. A clever play on words. It just so happened to be directed at the 'man' who happens to 'run' your country. If it were directed at Saddam (or even Chirac), what would your reaction have been ?

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                          HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THIS!!! I can laugh at a Bush joke, but this had zero humor. It wasn't funny. I noticed the little pun, but I didn't find it humorous.

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                            :wtf: I laugh at GWB jokes, I just thought this one was a bad joke. It wasn't funny at all.

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                            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                            I'm with you this time Jason - that wasn't much of a joke. I remember in the early 80's the Channel 4 satirical puppet show run a spoof series about Reagan called The President's Brain Is Missing. Now that was funny. FYI Thatcher and other world leaders got it in the neck from them as well. And you don't want to know what image they gave the Pope. :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears

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                              HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THIS!!! I can laugh at a Bush joke, but this had zero humor. It wasn't funny. I noticed the little pun, but I didn't find it humorous.

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                              Jason Henderson wrote: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THIS!!! Only as many times as you choose to respond. Jason Henderson wrote: It wasn't funny... I didn't find it humorous. Fair enough. I, as well as others, did.

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                                That's really not very funny.

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                                Jason Henderson wrote: That's really not very funny. Of course not, for you. Now I know how the repulican guards feel when they hear jokes about uncle Saddam ;P

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                                  Jason Henderson wrote: That's really not very funny. Of course not, for you. Now I know how the repulican guards feel when they hear jokes about uncle Saddam ;P

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                                  whatever X|

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