Dilbert OTD

[OriginalGriff]

Doubling Percieved Lifespan[^] Oh yes! Been there...far, far too often... :sigh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[V 0]

ah, so that's why your popularity points are so high ... ;P

V.

(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Quote:

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not --Yoda.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[OriginalGriff]

What is little know is that Yoda was only 30. But he spent ten years in meetings... (That also explains why he tried hiding out in a swamp)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Johnny J]

He was forced to, I guess... :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[chriselst]

I have a meeting at 10 for an hour. The subject is "User Story Walkthrough". No idea what it is going to be about.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

[Mike Hankey]

...way to often!

New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.1 Beta
Coffee I need...or kill you I will!

[NickPace]

I have long suspected that time runs slower in meetings due to the proximity of the dense objects running said meetings.

-NP Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.