Performance review...

[Richard Andrew x64]

You can always point out your Code Project reputation score!

The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

What a performance review is?

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[Lost User]

4 simple words: SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.

[jeron1]

and how you spent xx hours on CP accruing that score.

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[Richard Deeming]

Sander Rossel wrote:

any tips on what (not) to say?

Don't be Peter[^]. :D

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[Sander Rossel]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: When they hired me last year they asked me the same question, I answered "ideally, in your chair" :laugh:

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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Sander Rossel]

And then that one simple counter-question, "why?" :sigh:

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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Sander Rossel]

During work hours :laugh:

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Sander Rossel]

I'd need a higher desk :D

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Sander Rossel]

Or what is love[^] :D

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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Sascha Lefevre]

So you should ask him if he called you because he finally cleared his chair for you :)

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson

[Lost User]

Aw, things like "how the elephant would you measure that" come to mind.. :rolleyes:

Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

[jeron1]

For research purposes only of course. :-D

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Marc Clifton]

Sander Rossel wrote:

My boss (he doesn't like that word)

Well, he wins points from me just for that! Nice! Marc

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[dan sh]

Never say this: Looking at how demanding you are, I love my wife a little more than I used to.

"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[^]

[Sander Rossel]

If by wife you mean cat I could get behind that :laugh:

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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Sander Rossel]

Lines of code, used RAM, processor cycles...? :D

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Jorgen Andersson]

I don't understand the concept. If your performance isn't up to par, why should you wait 'til a yearly review to bring it up.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

[Sander Rossel]

True, and I don't. I'm guessing it'll be something like "you write good code, but we'd appreciate it if you came to the office a little earlier." And then we'll talk about my salary. So I'll mostly be defending why my salary should be higher than that of our king :D

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Jorgen Andersson]

That might turn into a discussion on whether the King is worthy of a salary at all. :)

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello