Thought of the day

[Mike Hankey]

You Odin to be talking that way.

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[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Mighty Thor mounted up across the skies to ride. "I'm Thor", he cried His horse replied "You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

He wouldn't court the publicity as he likes to keep things Loki.

[Richard Deeming]

Alternatively, try the version that rhymes and scans properly! ;P

The god of war rode out one day Upon a handsome filly. "I'm Thor!", he cried; The horse replied, "Well, you forgot your thaddle, thilly!"

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

[Daniel Pfeffer]

All the other competitors would get hammered.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[W Balboos GHB]

Loki for me I don't give a Frigg about the event.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[Gary Wheeler]

Nah. He's a sprinter, only good for a Mjölnir-ly so.

Software Zen: delete this;

[Corporal Agarn]

I marvel at this comic turn of events.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[MarkTJohnson]

These puns are getting Balder and Balder

[Manfred Rudolf Bihy]

Wazzup, I Hödur call mine brudder's name?

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

[racketeer]

Thor did enter the Tour de France for many years before retiring in 2014 Norse cycling god[^]

[Gary Wheeler]

Without regard to my authority to do so, I hereby declare you the winner! :-D

Software Zen: delete this;

[Lost User]

The winner gets a Freya ride.

it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.

[BrainiacV]

After the race, Thor met up with a woman and they made love all day and night. Thor returned to Asgard and told Odin of his deeds. Odin asks, "Did you tell this Earth woman you were a god?" Thor says, "I forgot." He returns to Earth and finds the woman. "I'm Thor," he says. "You're thor? I'm so thor I can hardly pith!"

Psychosis at 10 Film at 11 Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it. Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.