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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    In one company, a neighbourhood cat adopted me and would like to sit on my lap, he was pretty large though so one day, while turning around, his backend hit the series of keys that made the display rotate clockwise. First time I'd ever seen that. One evening at home, I suddenly hear very creepy music I don't recognize coming from my office. Get up there to find my girl cat peacefully loafing on the laptop having turned it to airplane mode and located a game soundtrack I didn't even know I had.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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      Why go for all that trouble - simply ask the cat fro the password :laugh:

      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

      "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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      • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

        Why go for all that trouble - simply ask the cat fro the password :laugh:

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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        OriginalGriff
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        Because he's a cat - he'll want Scampi in copious quantities for that information!

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Corporal Agarn
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          My cat gets on the chair behind me and I end up on the front edge before I banish him. At which point he comes back and gets behind me again. He also looks over my shoulder to watch me typing or playing solitaire. :)

          Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Further evidence, if any was needed, that cats are evil.

            veni bibi saltavi

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Rage
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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              I know it's a GUID

              What is the point of having a GUID as a password, if you do not need to type it in when you start your computer ?

              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Jorgen Andersson
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                Besides what Rage already stated, the XKCD[^] reference.

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  I know it's a GUID

                  What is the point of having a GUID as a password, if you do not need to type it in when you start your computer ?

                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  All my passwords are GUIDs - and I never type them! The idea is that I don't end up with the same password on two different system, so a security failure at the other end only compromises the one site. I have an application that manages them all for me, and I just copy'n'paste them in. It's a habit now: I need a password for this new site - run GetGUID which is just a C# app to generate a guid and copy it to the clipboard, set the site, save it in the app. The app encrypts the data, so the only password I need to remember is the one for the app. The PC in in my house, Herself is free to use it if she wants, and there is nothing on there that isn't encrypted that needs to be secure. I have good backups, so why hassle myself with a startup password? :laugh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    All my passwords are GUIDs - and I never type them! The idea is that I don't end up with the same password on two different system, so a security failure at the other end only compromises the one site. I have an application that manages them all for me, and I just copy'n'paste them in. It's a habit now: I need a password for this new site - run GetGUID which is just a C# app to generate a guid and copy it to the clipboard, set the site, save it in the app. The app encrypts the data, so the only password I need to remember is the one for the app. The PC in in my house, Herself is free to use it if she wants, and there is nothing on there that isn't encrypted that needs to be secure. I have good backups, so why hassle myself with a startup password? :laugh:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Rage
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                    But do you have access to your email from another location/other computer then ? Or to your bank ?

                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                    • R Rage

                      But do you have access to your email from another location/other computer then ? Or to your bank ?

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      My Email is configured to read on my tablet, and my bank I only access from the PC (it's the safest place, given that I know what anti-virus and anti-keylogger stuff is on it).

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        My Email is configured to read on my tablet, and my bank I only access from the PC (it's the safest place, given that I know what anti-virus and anti-keylogger stuff is on it).

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        Rage
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                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                        anti-keylogger

                        Do you log your anti-keys ? :rolleyes:

                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                        • J Jorgen Andersson

                          Besides what Rage already stated, the XKCD[^] reference.

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                          Rage
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                          Ironically, I use passphrases since I came across this XKCD. Works like a charm *. * The ease to remember part. The secure part I do not know, but I haven't been hacked so far.

                          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            All my passwords are GUIDs - and I never type them! The idea is that I don't end up with the same password on two different system, so a security failure at the other end only compromises the one site. I have an application that manages them all for me, and I just copy'n'paste them in. It's a habit now: I need a password for this new site - run GetGUID which is just a C# app to generate a guid and copy it to the clipboard, set the site, save it in the app. The app encrypts the data, so the only password I need to remember is the one for the app. The PC in in my house, Herself is free to use it if she wants, and there is nothing on there that isn't encrypted that needs to be secure. I have good backups, so why hassle myself with a startup password? :laugh:

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            Richard Deeming
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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            All my passwords are GUIDs

                            Well that narrows down the number of passwords we need to try to hack your account! :-D We know they're all the same length, and they only contain 0-9 and either A-F or a-f. Depending on what type of GUID you've generated, and whether you generated them all on the same computer, they probably all contain the same prefix too.


                            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                            • R Rage

                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              anti-keylogger

                              Do you log your anti-keys ? :rolleyes:

                              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              No, I flog them. There's quite a profit to be made selling antikeys - it's just like anti-matter for information. :laugh:

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                No, I flog them. There's quite a profit to be made selling antikeys - it's just like anti-matter for information. :laugh:

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                Rage
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                                Thank you for this piece of infor... oh, it just vanished !

                                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                  Thank you for this piece of infor... oh, it just vanished !

                                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  Think of it as a free sample! ;)

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  • C Corporal Agarn

                                    My cat gets on the chair behind me and I end up on the front edge before I banish him. At which point he comes back and gets behind me again. He also looks over my shoulder to watch me typing or playing solitaire. :)

                                    Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                    Playing solitaire? is he any good at it? least it stops him looking over your shoulder

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                      Marc Clifton
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                                      My cat is quite entertained by the mouse -- well, the mouse pointer on the screen! Marc

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        Slacker007
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                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        I know it's a GUID

                                        A little over kill, no?

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          I didn't know there was a "Sleep" button on my keyboard. He did. All I know is my monitors went blank without the PC shutting down... Worked out it was sleep mode, and woke it up - only to be presented with the login screen. Do I know my MS password? Do I heck as like! I know it's a GUID, but that doesn't help much. I keep it in a file and access it via an application ... which runs on my PC ... ah. No problem! I can access the file from the backup on the NAS. Except...it's encrypted and I need the app to decrypt it...:sigh: So I tried "Restart" and ... it worked, once it had installed a bunch of "this morning" updates. And it doesn't ask for my password, because I have that turned off. And now Sleep won't either, and I have a copy of my password on my tablet. This has "one of those days" written all over it. :laugh:

                                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Almost a cat-astrophe? :)

                                          Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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