MQOTD

[HobbyProggy]

The Wait(ress)

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

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[RUs123]

Doctor when

[OriginalGriff]

All The President's Men.

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[Nagy Vilmos]

*Jeremy C^HHunt's Saturday Surgery*

veni bibi saltavi

[Herman T Instance]

Justin Bieber in his dreams

In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

[OriginalGriff]

Ouch! :laugh: I'm sure that imposing a contract they don't want will vastly improve morale in the English health service! :-D

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[Nagy Vilmos]

Yesterday James Blunt announced that with great regret he felt he must pass on the mantle of 'rhyming slang' to the Health Secretary. C^HHunt is actually the MP for the constituency next to ours and during the election there were a lot of posters that way imploring people to vote for him; blind rage every time I saw one. Unfortunately they could stick a blue ribbon on a turd and it'd still be elected there.

veni bibi saltavi

[Nagy Vilmos]

I think you're missing a *wet* in there X|

veni bibi saltavi

[OriginalGriff]

That's what DD thought about "his" Council seat! :laugh:

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[Herman T Instance]

too easy...a bit boring

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[Brittle1618]

V. wrote:

If you're important, people will wait.

And if you ain't, the'll have the meal without waiting for you, and will leave the dishes for you :laugh:

[Nagy Vilmos]

Sadly South West Surrey is a very safe Tory seat. They've never had anything but true blues.

veni bibi saltavi

[OriginalGriff]

So was Limbury Mead until DD started ranting about "pikies" and he got slaughtered by UKIP! :laugh:

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[MikeWBroughton]

What's this movie about? Me! I couldn't even get your mother to watch that movie....

[Steve Wellens]

Stand by for my answer....