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  • W wizardzz

    185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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    megaadam
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    ... because you're off the charts.

    Life is too shor

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    • W wizardzz

      185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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      U G Leander
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      ...because you don't map our customer's profile.

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      • W wizardzz

        185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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        Sander Rossel
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        Why the longitude faces?

        Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

        Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

        Regards, Sander

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        • W wizardzz

          185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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          W Balboos GHB
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          Legend has it that you've no shame and your pun-call shore's that up.

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          • W wizardzz

            185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            ... you just don't make the gradient

            veni bibi saltavi

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            • W wizardzz

              185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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              snorkie
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              you're drawing a blank.

              Hogan

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              • W wizardzz

                185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                ... my last waitress quit because you kept drawing peninsulas on the napkins! ... kept showing her your peninsulas.

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                • W wizardzz

                  185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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                  MacSpudster
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                  He was just hoping he'd scale to the topograph of JOTD. However, the survey is still out on that, cuz the joke is not as planetable as he'd of hoped from his zenith'd theodolite stadia.

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                  • W wizardzz

                    185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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                    9082365
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                    ... you've borderline personality problems.

                    I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                    • W wizardzz

                      185 cartographers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you.." [It's been a while, so in case you forgot, you reply with a punchline, a pun, whatever.]

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                      Jacquers
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                      because you are incontinent

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