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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    I am saying nothing. Nothing at all.[^]

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    Mike Hankey
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    You know why it's so hard to solve murders in the south? All DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

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    tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      You know why it's so hard to solve murders in the south? All DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

      New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
      tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

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      Nish Nishant
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      Mike Hankey wrote:

      All DNA is the same

      This joke is funnier in Alabama, because the rest of the country know only identical twins have the same DNA.

      Regards, Nish


      Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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      • N Nish Nishant

        Mike Hankey wrote:

        All DNA is the same

        This joke is funnier in Alabama, because the rest of the country know only identical twins have the same DNA.

        Regards, Nish


        Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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        Mike Hankey
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        Good point, but didn't want to pick on them poor people in Alabama. :)

        New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
        tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

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        • N Nish Nishant

          Mike Hankey wrote:

          All DNA is the same

          This joke is funnier in Alabama, because the rest of the country know only identical twins have the same DNA.

          Regards, Nish


          Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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          I LMAO for one episode of a detective story on TV, in which they featured identical twins: A brother and sister! Some of the TV producers seem to have less brains than my mouse pad. :laugh:

          Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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            If you ever visit the USA, you may want to avoid the Deep South for your own protection! Them folks all have guns, you know. :laugh:

            Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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            Nish Nishant
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            Your most recent message is not showing up here. Can you see it? The one about the TV show and the identical twins.

            Regards, Nish


            Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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            • N Nish Nishant

              Your most recent message is not showing up here. Can you see it? The one about the TV show and the identical twins.

              Regards, Nish


              Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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              Yes, I deleted it. It dealt with identical twins being brother and sister, which is technically impossible, but further Googling taught me that it can happen under very exceptional circumstances. I did hope I deleted it before anyone saw it, but you were obviously too fast for me! :-D

              Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                Yes, I deleted it. It dealt with identical twins being brother and sister, which is technically impossible, but further Googling taught me that it can happen under very exceptional circumstances. I did hope I deleted it before anyone saw it, but you were obviously too fast for me! :-D

                Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                Nish Nishant
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                Yeah but in those rare situations, would the DNA still match?

                Regards, Nish


                Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                • N Nish Nishant

                  Yeah but in those rare situations, would the DNA still match?

                  Regards, Nish


                  Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                  I don't see how the DNA can match 100%, if the sexes differ. However, I am not an expert in this field.

                  Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    I am saying nothing. Nothing at all.[^]

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    I understand there was some doubt around when, after a divorce, the couple were still brother and sister?

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      You know why it's so hard to solve murders in the south? All DNA is the same and there are no dental records.

                      New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
                      tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

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                      RogelioP EX DE HL
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                      There will never ever be a "Law & Order : SVU Alabama" :(

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