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  • R Ron Anders

    Actually, That was Good Friday. Today we celebrate Jesus resurrection from the grave! Yippy Skippy! Happy Resurrection day CP!

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    Ron Anders wrote:

    Today we celebrate Jesus resurrection from the grave!

    So if a Mexican came back from the dead, why are they so looked down upon by the Yanks?

    Ron Anders wrote:

    Yippy Skippy!

    That show finished back in the sixties.

    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      Too busy thinking about an hour I lost.. If you see one of those 60 minutes please send them back :)

      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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      regerteast
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      I set clock forward one hour today American trump supporters need to set their clock forward 100 years :|

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      • R regerteast

        I set clock forward one hour today American trump supporters need to set their clock forward 100 years :|

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        Daniel Pfeffer
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        regerteast wrote:

        set their clock forward 100 years

        I don't know about that. 100 years ago, the world still made sense. :sigh:

        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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        • L Lost User

          It's time to think of Jesus and the Crucifixion. On one hand he was nailed to the cross and on the other hand he was nailed to the cross. And his legs too.

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          Jacquers
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          Surely it breaks rules 1 & 4 of the lounge? I find this kind of joke offensive.

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            Ron Anders wrote:

            Today we celebrate Jesus resurrection from the grave!

            So if a Mexican came back from the dead, why are they so looked down upon by the Yanks?

            Ron Anders wrote:

            Yippy Skippy!

            That show finished back in the sixties.

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Actually, he was Middle Eastern, so these days they'd send him to Cuba as terrorist.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • J Jacquers

              Surely it breaks rules 1 & 4 of the lounge? I find this kind of joke offensive.

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              Mark_Wallace
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              It's said with humour, not vindictiveness. Turn the other cheek, and all that.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Actually, he was Middle Eastern, so these days they'd send him to Cuba as terrorist.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Daniel Pfeffer
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                Actually, he was supposed to have been born in Nazareth, which today would make him Israeli. :)

                If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                • D Daniel Pfeffer

                  Actually, he was supposed to have been born in Nazareth, which today would make him Israeli. :)

                  If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  True enough. I usually refer to the Christian god as "the African god", to avoid confusion with Roman, Greek, Japanese, etc. gods.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • J Jacquers

                    Surely it breaks rules 1 & 4 of the lounge? I find this kind of joke offensive.

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                    Jacquers wrote:

                    I find this kind of joke offensive.

                    Sadly, you've rather undermined yourself by describing it as a joke!

                    I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                    • J Jacquers

                      Surely it breaks rules 1 & 4 of the lounge? I find this kind of joke offensive.

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                      W Balboos GHB
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                      Well - preaching religious doctrine is hardly any different than doing the same with politics. In some senses, I consider it more contentious. That's why we have the soap-box and where this thread should have been.

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      • L Lost User

                        Ron Anders wrote:

                        Today we celebrate Jesus resurrection from the grave!

                        So if a Mexican came back from the dead, why are they so looked down upon by the Yanks?

                        Ron Anders wrote:

                        Yippy Skippy!

                        That show finished back in the sixties.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        Forogar
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                        Skippy the Bush Kangaroo! Yeah! I always wondered if "Bush Kangaroo" was some kind of euphemism!

                        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                        • D Daniel Pfeffer

                          regerteast wrote:

                          set their clock forward 100 years

                          I don't know about that. 100 years ago, the world still made sense. :sigh:

                          If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          A hundred years ago was in the middle of the first world war. You might want to rethink that. :sigh:

                          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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