Ultimate proof that creationists might have a point!
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Many true words are spoken in jest. Including when evolutionist starts posting devil-worship links. Evolutionists will not criticize the devil, only God
Don't get it yet? Consider yourself as entertainment: Proverbs 26:5[^]
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That's not how evolution works. Really, read some books
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Evolution also cant explain how genetic information came into being modern day "evolution" results in lost genetic information, deformities, and retardation.
mkwmtie wrote:
modern day "evolution" results in lost genetic information, deformities, and retardation.
Succinctly describes you. So you evolved from deformed retards who believe in Jeeeeeeeezussss.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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mkwmtie wrote:
modern day "evolution" results in lost genetic information, deformities, and retardation.
Succinctly describes you. So you evolved from deformed retards who believe in Jeeeeeeeezussss.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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mkwmtie wrote:
Abuse.
That's exactly what you are. Recognizing that you are having a problem is halfway to the solution. Go and better your ways!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Evolution can't have a sense of humour. God can! It requires a sense of humour to make one of these[^]. Q. E. D. :laugh:
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
Evolution definitely has a sense of humor, at least, a twisted one. It created humans, after all. ;) Marc
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That's not how evolution works. Really, read some books
Surprisingly, evolution does work (or can work) in hardware design: On the Origin of Circuits • Damn Interesting[^] - so it's entirely possible that with the right processes, you could evolve software to do things we have real difficulty coding for!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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mkwmtie wrote:
Abuse.
OK. You knob gobbling, dung punching, cum gargling, waste of body parts. Faarrrkkkk off and die in a fire along with your two fathers who conceived you naturally and delivered you via a natural arse birth.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Then give me an actual recorded example of it happening. Not talking about bacteria evolving into other bacteria, but actual evolution on the scale of single called organisms to vertebrates
Cave fish with no eyes. [^] Seems pretty good to me. :-)
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Does evolutionary theory work in programming? Just keep compiling random crap until it becomes a functional application on its own? After all, evolution "is not design"
mkwmtie wrote:
Does evolutionary theory work in programming?
Yes, very well. Its called Genetic Programming (wiki)[^]
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.
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Arguing with evolutionists is like playing chess with pigeons. They just crap on the board and flap the pieces all over the room. You can't even reference which books back up your stance, but I am supposed to read them. :|
Here's a simple reading list: "On The Evolution of Species" by Charles Darwin. Also recommended, "The Selfish Gene" and "The Blind Watchmaker" by Richard Dawkins. "Genome, The Evolution of a Species" by Matt Ridley.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.
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Evolution can't have a sense of humour. God can! It requires a sense of humour to make one of these[^]. Q. E. D. :laugh:
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
A "creator" might need a sense of humour for that, but it's par for the course for evolution.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Does evolutionary theory work in programming? Just keep compiling random crap until it becomes a functional application on its own? After all, evolution "is not design"
COUGH....Genetic Algorithms[^]...COUGH
C# has already designed away most of the tedium of C++.
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mkwmtie wrote:
Abuse.
OK. You knob gobbling, dung punching, cum gargling, waste of body parts. Faarrrkkkk off and die in a fire along with your two fathers who conceived you naturally and delivered you via a natural arse birth.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
What the hell is wrong with you MM? Clearly, something hit a nerve. But to degrade to this slop.... You clearly need to up your meds. I thought I was in the soapbox.
Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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What the hell is wrong with you MM? Clearly, something hit a nerve. But to degrade to this slop.... You clearly need to up your meds. I thought I was in the soapbox.
Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
charlieg wrote:
What the hell is wrong with you MM? Clearly, something hit a nerve. But to degrade to this slop....
Jesus freak trolls.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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charlieg wrote:
What the hell is wrong with you MM? Clearly, something hit a nerve. But to degrade to this slop....
Jesus freak trolls.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Me thinks you need to chill a bit... whatever.
Charlie Gilley Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape... "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
