This made me laugh...
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A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked." Have a good day!
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A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked." Have a good day!
This humour is so warped and dark... I like it! :thumbsup:
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A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked." Have a good day!
hoernchenmeister wrote:
when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand
Question - how did she get there? If you ask me, she was already f*cked because the tide is eventually going to come in...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying. He walks over to her and asks what's wrong. "I've never been hugged before" she says. Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her. She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before." The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss. She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem. "I've never been fucked before" she says. So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked." Have a good day!
You're a few weeks late - that one usually gets posted in March! :-D Four years ago, it was a man: I'm back.......with Nuns & Girls[^] Three years ago, it was still a man: Scottish Compassion[^] We seem to have had 2014 and 2015 off - probably while (s)he was getting gender-reassignment surgery. :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand
Question - how did she get there? If you ask me, she was already f*cked because the tide is eventually going to come in...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
You're a few weeks late - that one usually gets posted in March! :-D Four years ago, it was a man: I'm back.......with Nuns & Girls[^] Three years ago, it was still a man: Scottish Compassion[^] We seem to have had 2014 and 2015 off - probably while (s)he was getting gender-reassignment surgery. :rolleyes:
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
I've been telling that joke since about 1970...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
hoernchenmeister wrote:
when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand
Question - how did she get there? If you ask me, she was already f*cked because the tide is eventually going to come in...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013Have you ever seen a caterpillar on the move, I bet you have :cool: Those things can be pretty fast... :java:
