Mr. Yap Stanley spake:
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"Your role must be played perfectly and the least I expect from you is betrayal. I don't want my organization to know the real cost of the product because of my personal interest. Kindly revert back to me if you are interested." Whilst soliciting me to become his partner in defrauding the "multi-national animal vaccines production company in USA and UK" he says he is now the production manager of. What to do ? So, I wrote back: "Dear Mr. Stanley, Yes, I feel great enthusiasm for our partnership. I promise you that "betrayal" will, indeed, be the least of what you can expect of me: I will give you apocalypse, helter-skelter, biological warfare, psychedelic chemical induced psychosis; I will create multiple identities using your name and identifying documents, and commit felonies using them that will be traced back to you. As a demonstration of what I can offer you, I have, just now, hacked your credit ratins, and raised them so that I was able to use your credit cards to charge 100k US$ worth of luxury goods in seven different countries, and I have had false reports of domestic abuse, animal abuse, assault, arson, etc., incidents inserted into a newly created dossier that has been inserted into your local police (and Interpol) criminal databases. I have had warrants issued for your arrest on several charges including murder, and an all-points-lookout bulletin generated and distributed to all local and major media which warns that you are "armed and dangerous." Please let me know if you need any other proof of my talents, or any other reversion. Have a nice day, Sir ! sincerely, Bill"
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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"Your role must be played perfectly and the least I expect from you is betrayal. I don't want my organization to know the real cost of the product because of my personal interest. Kindly revert back to me if you are interested." Whilst soliciting me to become his partner in defrauding the "multi-national animal vaccines production company in USA and UK" he says he is now the production manager of. What to do ? So, I wrote back: "Dear Mr. Stanley, Yes, I feel great enthusiasm for our partnership. I promise you that "betrayal" will, indeed, be the least of what you can expect of me: I will give you apocalypse, helter-skelter, biological warfare, psychedelic chemical induced psychosis; I will create multiple identities using your name and identifying documents, and commit felonies using them that will be traced back to you. As a demonstration of what I can offer you, I have, just now, hacked your credit ratins, and raised them so that I was able to use your credit cards to charge 100k US$ worth of luxury goods in seven different countries, and I have had false reports of domestic abuse, animal abuse, assault, arson, etc., incidents inserted into a newly created dossier that has been inserted into your local police (and Interpol) criminal databases. I have had warrants issued for your arrest on several charges including murder, and an all-points-lookout bulletin generated and distributed to all local and major media which warns that you are "armed and dangerous." Please let me know if you need any other proof of my talents, or any other reversion. Have a nice day, Sir ! sincerely, Bill"
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
remind me never to get on your bad side
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"Your role must be played perfectly and the least I expect from you is betrayal. I don't want my organization to know the real cost of the product because of my personal interest. Kindly revert back to me if you are interested." Whilst soliciting me to become his partner in defrauding the "multi-national animal vaccines production company in USA and UK" he says he is now the production manager of. What to do ? So, I wrote back: "Dear Mr. Stanley, Yes, I feel great enthusiasm for our partnership. I promise you that "betrayal" will, indeed, be the least of what you can expect of me: I will give you apocalypse, helter-skelter, biological warfare, psychedelic chemical induced psychosis; I will create multiple identities using your name and identifying documents, and commit felonies using them that will be traced back to you. As a demonstration of what I can offer you, I have, just now, hacked your credit ratins, and raised them so that I was able to use your credit cards to charge 100k US$ worth of luxury goods in seven different countries, and I have had false reports of domestic abuse, animal abuse, assault, arson, etc., incidents inserted into a newly created dossier that has been inserted into your local police (and Interpol) criminal databases. I have had warrants issued for your arrest on several charges including murder, and an all-points-lookout bulletin generated and distributed to all local and major media which warns that you are "armed and dangerous." Please let me know if you need any other proof of my talents, or any other reversion. Have a nice day, Sir ! sincerely, Bill"
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Do you really think I sent that e-mail :)
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Do you really think I sent that e-mail :)
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
opps, you mean you didn't want me to forward that mail to him? I was only trying to be helpful honest.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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"Your role must be played perfectly and the least I expect from you is betrayal. I don't want my organization to know the real cost of the product because of my personal interest. Kindly revert back to me if you are interested." Whilst soliciting me to become his partner in defrauding the "multi-national animal vaccines production company in USA and UK" he says he is now the production manager of. What to do ? So, I wrote back: "Dear Mr. Stanley, Yes, I feel great enthusiasm for our partnership. I promise you that "betrayal" will, indeed, be the least of what you can expect of me: I will give you apocalypse, helter-skelter, biological warfare, psychedelic chemical induced psychosis; I will create multiple identities using your name and identifying documents, and commit felonies using them that will be traced back to you. As a demonstration of what I can offer you, I have, just now, hacked your credit ratins, and raised them so that I was able to use your credit cards to charge 100k US$ worth of luxury goods in seven different countries, and I have had false reports of domestic abuse, animal abuse, assault, arson, etc., incidents inserted into a newly created dossier that has been inserted into your local police (and Interpol) criminal databases. I have had warrants issued for your arrest on several charges including murder, and an all-points-lookout bulletin generated and distributed to all local and major media which warns that you are "armed and dangerous." Please let me know if you need any other proof of my talents, or any other reversion. Have a nice day, Sir ! sincerely, Bill"
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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Awesome Firefly reference.
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.