I assure you that Jennifer Aniston is NOT the world's most beautiful woman
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote:
How could anyone not like her in Office Space[^]?
I wouldn't know. I didn't watch it, because that Anniston woman was in it. And you did see her before she had more removed from her nose than the Sphynx has, didn't you? In the eye of the beholder, my @rse; it's in the hands of the quack.
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Lol, she's 47 :D :D :D :D I mean, seriously - she doesn't stand a chance :D
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Yeah, well, I'm sure you prefer Anna from "Frozen", whippersnapper! But I've got news for you: She's NOT REAL! So grow up! :doh: Just joking with you of course... :rolleyes:
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Are you calling People Magazine liars? Of course she is! :rose: I'm with Ravi on this one! :thumbsup::cool: So slacker off! ;) Anyway, you can't just say something like that without saying who YOU think is more beautiful! :doh:
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeI think I end up disagreeing with most of your posts. :) Anyway, let me spell it out again. I disagree. Aniston cannot be THE most beautiful one. I don't know what factors they looked for this "Beauty" they are talking about. Looks dumb :)
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Yeah, well, I'm sure you prefer Anna from "Frozen", whippersnapper! But I've got news for you: She's NOT REAL! So grow up! :doh: Just joking with you of course... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time:D :D :D :D You should visit Romania - and you'll see what I mean :D
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I think I end up disagreeing with most of your posts. :) Anyway, let me spell it out again. I disagree. Aniston cannot be THE most beautiful one. I don't know what factors they looked for this "Beauty" they are talking about. Looks dumb :)
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
Vunic wrote:
I think I end up disagreeing with most of your posts.
I'm sure you can't help it. I'm just amazed that the institution you're locked up in lets you use the internet... ;) Just kidding - again! :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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:D :D :D :D You should visit Romania - and you'll see what I mean :D
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We've got Romanian women sitting on EVERY street corner here in Sweden. I can assure you that I know what Romanian women look like. And I'm not impressed... :doh: Why haven't we got a "Joke but then again not" icon here on CP???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Vunic wrote:
I think I end up disagreeing with most of your posts.
I'm sure you can't help it. I'm just amazed that the institution you're locked up in lets you use the internet... ;) Just kidding - again! :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
I'm just amazed that the institution you're locked up in lets you use the internet..
And it's free.. in fact they are paying me for it :)
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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They need to get out more - and so do you.
Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
pwasser wrote:
and so do you.
whatever that means. :laugh:
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We've got Romanian women sitting on EVERY street corner here in Sweden. I can assure you that I know what Romanian women look like. And I'm not impressed... :doh: Why haven't we got a "Joke but then again not" icon here on CP???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeNot talking about that type of women :D You should visit Cluj or Timisoara to see what I mean ;P
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Are you calling People Magazine liars? Of course she is! :rose: I'm with Ravi on this one! :thumbsup::cool: So slacker off! ;) Anyway, you can't just say something like that without saying who YOU think is more beautiful! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
you can't just say something like that without saying who YOU think is more beautiful!
Yes, I can. So you and Ravi are saying that in the entire world that we live in, Jennifer is the most beautiful of all the women. That is just stupid. :sigh:
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Jennifer Aniston named 'World's Most Beautiful Woman' - CNN.com[^] Now granted, this is touted in a stupid American publication, but shirley whirley bird on a stick, she is not the "most" beautiful. Just saying... :sigh:
Because there is so much true in articles that claim "...according to people", "scientists says...". Strangely enough, facts are usually served as "According to {insert_name_here}...", "{insert_name_here} discovered...".
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Johnny J. wrote:
you can't just say something like that without saying who YOU think is more beautiful!
Yes, I can. So you and Ravi are saying that in the entire world that we live in, Jennifer is the most beautiful of all the women. That is just stupid. :sigh:
Slacker007 wrote:
That is just stupid.
Of course that is! this is the joke. Scarlett Johannson is! That is almost serious.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre /xml>
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Johnny J. wrote:
I'm just amazed that the institution you're locked up in lets you use the internet..
And it's free.. in fact they are paying me for it :)
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
:laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Not talking about that type of women :D You should visit Cluj or Timisoara to see what I mean ;P
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I know a girl who I think live in Cluj, actually. Or rather, I don't know her personally, but I know of her by reputation[^] because we both train karate. And granted, she is very beautiful. But I still wouldn't kick Jennifer Aniston out of bed for her sake... :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Slacker007 wrote:
That is just stupid.
Of course that is! this is the joke. Scarlett Johannson is! That is almost serious.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre /xml>
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Sorry, I haven't access to the Internet from where I work :sigh:
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre /xml>
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Jennifer Aniston named 'World's Most Beautiful Woman' - CNN.com[^] Now granted, this is touted in a stupid American publication, but shirley whirley bird on a stick, she is not the "most" beautiful. Just saying... :sigh:
Slacker007 wrote:
Jennifer Aniston named 'World's Most Beautiful Woman HORSE
FTFY The worlds most beautiful woman is a fairly unknown German girl about seven years younger than me. On second and third places comes Salma Hayek and Scarlett Johansen.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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Sorry, I haven't access to the Internet from where I work :sigh:
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre /xml>
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Jennifer Aniston named 'World's Most Beautiful Woman' - CNN.com[^] Now granted, this is touted in a stupid American publication, but shirley whirley bird on a stick, she is not the "most" beautiful. Just saying... :sigh:
Define 'beautiful'! If you're judging on looks alone then possibly not. If you're taking into account all the other good stuff then she'll do for me, given that Sandra probably couldn't win it two years in a row. But it is, after all, a matter of opinion. There exists no objective measure (nobody having launched more than a handful of ships in this day and age!)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Slacker007 wrote:
Jennifer Aniston named 'World's Most Beautiful Woman HORSE
FTFY The worlds most beautiful woman is a fairly unknown German girl about seven years younger than me. On second and third places comes Salma Hayek and Scarlett Johansen.
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
