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    Pete Zahir
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    - the person who jerks away name badge when you are close and farts - the grunter and moaner - the one who sounds like duke nukem and says "oh yeah" when it plops into the water - the one who brings food with them - the phone talker Any others?

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      - the person who jerks away name badge when you are close and farts - the grunter and moaner - the one who sounds like duke nukem and says "oh yeah" when it plops into the water - the one who brings food with them - the phone talker Any others?

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      ZurdoDev
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      Harbie wrote:

      the person who jerks away name badge when you are close and farts

      :omg: :confused: I'm glad I don't work where you do.

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        Harbie wrote:

        the person who jerks away name badge when you are close and farts

        :omg: :confused: I'm glad I don't work where you do.

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        Lost User
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        Harbie wrote:

        the person who jerks

        At least it ended a lot better than I thought it would.

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          Harbie wrote:

          the person who jerks

          At least it ended a lot better than I thought it would.

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          Slacker007
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          :laugh:

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            Harbie wrote:

            the person who jerks away name badge when you are close and farts

            :omg: :confused: I'm glad I don't work where you do.

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            Pete Zahir
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            There is man who brings Styrofoam bowl of cereal into the stall. I have assumed the cheerios were for aiming. But he was not going to piss. :wtf:

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              There is man who brings Styrofoam bowl of cereal into the stall. I have assumed the cheerios were for aiming. But he was not going to piss. :wtf:

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              Rajesh R Subramanian
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              Now there's an image in my head that I could have lived without. :(

              "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                Harbie wrote:

                the person who jerks

                At least it ended a lot better than I thought it would.

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                Off with you.

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                  - the person who jerks away name badge when you are close and farts - the grunter and moaner - the one who sounds like duke nukem and says "oh yeah" when it plops into the water - the one who brings food with them - the phone talker Any others?

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                  MacSpudster
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                  - the hummer - the take-5-minutes-to-first-sanatize-the-ENTIRE-stall - the just-walk-out-not-washing-hands - the take-out-$600-128GB-iPhone-with-Dre-Bluetooth-$300-headset-and-watch-a-movie = oops, sorry...didn't mean to post personal qualifiers :suss:

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                    - the person who jerks away name badge when you are close and farts - the grunter and moaner - the one who sounds like duke nukem and says "oh yeah" when it plops into the water - the one who brings food with them - the phone talker Any others?

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                    RugbyLeague
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                    The one who thinks toilet paper is there to re-carpet the stall.

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