The top Ten reasons I procrastinate

[OriginalGriff]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Foothill]

1. I usually...oh look, shiny!

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

[Basildane]

Initiative comes to thems that wait. - Alex

[Marc Clifton]

1. CodeProject 2. CodeProject 3. CodeProject 4. CodeProject 5. CodeProject 6. CodeProject 7. CodeProject 8. CodeProject 9. CodeProject 10. Girlfriend

Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

[Kyle Moyer]

[Space reserved for later response]

[Mark_Wallace]

Whose girlfriend doesn't read CP?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Marc Clifton]

Mark_Wallace wrote:

Whose girlfriend doesn't read CP?

Even if she did, she'd laugh and probably agree! Marc

Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

[MacSpudster]

SO WRONG! Try this one: Reason #0.

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

1. Should this list be zero based? Well on the one hand it is a technology site but on the other hand it is mainly for a human audience. 10. Wait - doesn't that preclude doing a "10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary.." derivative joke? On the plus side, if it doesn't then my list is complete. 11. Not specifying if the list is zero based or not makes an "off by one" error more likely.

[enhzflep]

She sounds like a real gem. Lucky you :)

[PIEBALDconsult]

0.Girlfriend 1.CodeProject 2.CodeProject 3.CodeProject 4.CodeProject 5.CodeProject 6.CodeProject 7.CodeProject 8.CodeProject 9.CodeProject FTFY Words to the wise: Always ensure that your girlfriend comes first. :cool:

[PIEBALDconsult]

Procrastination -- there's a nap for that.

[Pete Zahir]

Either do, or do not, because you won't get around to it tomorrow. - Yoda