First things first...
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What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Put my feet up for a couple of days, and pretend that I'm catching up on my e-mail. (I'm really glad I use a "screen name" to post here)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Burn him! Burn him with fire! And I hear that he doesn't eat BACON either... clearly not a real developer... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
And I hear that he doesn't eat BACON either
Where did you heard that?! :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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OriginalGriff wrote:
And I hear that he doesn't eat BACON either
Where did you heard that?! :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
The NSA told me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt -
The NSA told me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
The NSA GCHQ told me!
FTFY :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Check if my key card still works. :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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The NSA told me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
As always - NSA hears all, but tells as less as possible... I DO eat bacon - goose and turkey bacon :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox
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What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Long coffee break, then long-lunch, then another coffee break, then go home early.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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As always - NSA hears all, but tells as less as possible... I DO eat bacon - goose and turkey bacon :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
I DO eat bacon - goose and turkey bacon :laugh:
bacon - definition of bacon in English from the Oxford dictionary[^] I'm sorry, but both the Oxford Dictionary of English and Merriam-Webster (for those who speak the U.S. dialect) refer to bacon as being made from pigs. Cured goose or turkey aren't called bacon.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
I DO eat bacon - goose and turkey bacon :laugh:
bacon - definition of bacon in English from the Oxford dictionary[^] I'm sorry, but both the Oxford Dictionary of English and Merriam-Webster (for those who speak the U.S. dialect) refer to bacon as being made from pigs. Cured goose or turkey aren't called bacon.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Psss...I only try to confuse NSA...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Burn him! Burn him with fire! And I hear that he doesn't eat BACON either... clearly not a real developer... :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Horrors! For the last thirty-five years I was under the impression that the mark of a true developer was drinking caffeine, eating pizza, and working odd hours! (bows head in shame)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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As always - NSA hears all, but tells as less as possible... I DO eat bacon - goose and turkey bacon :laugh:
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Pah! Mock bacon! That's like eating Carob and calling it Chocolate! Or Budweiser and calling it beer... :~
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Horrors! For the last thirty-five years I was under the impression that the mark of a true developer was drinking caffeine, eating pizza, and working odd hours! (bows head in shame)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Nah...BACON is definitely involved in the process!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Long coffee break, then long-lunch, then another coffee break, then go home early.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Nah...BACON is definitely involved in the process!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Take a rest after a busy vacation! :D
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Regards, Sander
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What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
I'd either be thinking, I sure am glad I have an awesome job that I look forward to coming back to, or I'd be thinking, why am I wasting my life sitting in this cubicle, sifting through a couple hundred emails, catching up on git commits, and reviewing the latest JIRA bug reports? Marc
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What would be the first thing you do at the office when back from a 2 week vacation?
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'd take a coffee and then a second coffee. Then I'd read all mails and I'd wait the end of the day. Daily routine...
Bore my colleagues to death with my vacation tales and photographs. That is, if I can catch them...
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Not good...I'm a heretic...Do not drink coffee...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
