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  • J Johnny J

    On top, Inside, what's the difference? :confused:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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    Fat splurge, that's the difference! On top, the fat drains off before the burger goes in the bun. Inside, the fat can't escape until you bite in ... and squirt all over your shirt, the cat, the wife, ... Personally, salt, pepper, maybe a touch of ground cumin (it works well with beef and enhances the flavour)

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Fat splurge, that's the difference! On top, the fat drains off before the burger goes in the bun. Inside, the fat can't escape until you bite in ... and squirt all over your shirt, the cat, the wife, ... Personally, salt, pepper, maybe a touch of ground cumin (it works well with beef and enhances the flavour)

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Johnny J
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      Ah, well, but you could pre-fry the bacon on the stove before stuffing it in the burger - otherwise, it will be mostly raw anyway when the burger is ready. As for the shirt, it doesn't matter - I can never keep it clean for more than 5 minutes anyway, no matter what I do. As for the cats - if they're that curious, there's a learning experience for them As for the wife - what one squirt more or less???

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Fat splurge, that's the difference! On top, the fat drains off before the burger goes in the bun. Inside, the fat can't escape until you bite in ... and squirt all over your shirt, the cat, the wife, ... Personally, salt, pepper, maybe a touch of ground cumin (it works well with beef and enhances the flavour)

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        You try to help and what do you get? Problems!

        veni bibi saltavi

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          You try to help and what do you get? Problems!

          veni bibi saltavi

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          Johnny J
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          Not at all - I was just trying to provide today's reason to have a drink... :rolleyes:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
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          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          • J Johnny J

            Ah, well, but you could pre-fry the bacon on the stove before stuffing it in the burger - otherwise, it will be mostly raw anyway when the burger is ready. As for the shirt, it doesn't matter - I can never keep it clean for more than 5 minutes anyway, no matter what I do. As for the cats - if they're that curious, there's a learning experience for them As for the wife - what one squirt more or less???

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
            Anonymous
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            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
            Winston Churchill, 1944
            -----
            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
            Me, all the time

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            OriginalGriff
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            Johnny J. wrote:

            As for the shirt, it doesn't matter - I can never keep it clean for more than 5 minutes anyway

            That's because you fill your foods with molten fat! :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              Johnny J. wrote:

              As for the shirt, it doesn't matter - I can never keep it clean for more than 5 minutes anyway

              That's because you fill your foods with molten fat! :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Johnny J
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              No, that's because I'm flucking clumsy! :~ Which is also why the missus declares ladders and chain saws off limits to me... :sigh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              • J Johnny J

                Hey @Munchies_Matt, my BBQ guru - (and the rest of you) - I need some inspiration! Bought myself a hamburger press that enables you to stuff the burger with whatever you want. But my imagination is limited to bacon and cheese. Has anybody got (realistic) ideas to delicious stuffing for your burger? TIA, Johnny J.

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                Anonymous
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                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                Me, all the time

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                Lost User
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                Dead things.

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                  Dead things.

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                  Johnny J
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                  #18

                  Well, if not, then I'm sure they will be when the burger is ready... I thought that for an extra crunchy burger, I might try a bicycle[^]. But then I realised that I would need a bigger burger press... :doh:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                  Anonymous
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                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                  Winston Churchill, 1944
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                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                  Me, all the time

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                  • J Johnny J

                    No, that's because I'm flucking clumsy! :~ Which is also why the missus declares ladders and chain saws off limits to me... :sigh:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                    -----
                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Together or separately?

                    veni bibi saltavi

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                      Together or separately?

                      veni bibi saltavi

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                      Johnny J
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                      Doesn't matter. Same goes for axes - ever since we went to see this incredible show[^] :sigh:

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
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                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                      -----
                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      • J Johnny J

                        Well, if not, then I'm sure they will be when the burger is ready... I thought that for an extra crunchy burger, I might try a bicycle[^]. But then I realised that I would need a bigger burger press... :doh:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
                        -----
                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                        -----
                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                        Me, all the time

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                        Daniel Pfeffer
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                        How about Crunchy Frog? Crunchy Frog (Monty Python)[^]

                        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                          How about Crunchy Frog? Crunchy Frog (Monty Python)[^]

                          If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                          Johnny J
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                          Am I right in thinking there would be a real frog in 'ere? :confused:

                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                          Anonymous
                          -----
                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                          -----
                          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                          Me, all the time

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                          • J Johnny J

                            Hey @Munchies_Matt, my BBQ guru - (and the rest of you) - I need some inspiration! Bought myself a hamburger press that enables you to stuff the burger with whatever you want. But my imagination is limited to bacon and cheese. Has anybody got (realistic) ideas to delicious stuffing for your burger? TIA, Johnny J.

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                            Anonymous
                            -----
                            The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                            Winston Churchill, 1944
                            -----
                            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                            Me, all the time

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                            Munchies_Matt
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                            Curry! How about a nice onion curry base, succulent and spicy? In fact there is loads of weird stuff you could try, like prawns, or sushi ginger and wasabi. Guacamole even! :)

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                              Curry! How about a nice onion curry base, succulent and spicy? In fact there is loads of weird stuff you could try, like prawns, or sushi ginger and wasabi. Guacamole even! :)

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                              Johnny J
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                              :) Preserved lemons and ras al-hanout, perhaps.... ;)

                              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                              Anonymous
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                              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                              Winston Churchill, 1944
                              -----
                              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                              Me, all the time

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                                Curry! How about a nice onion curry base, succulent and spicy? In fact there is loads of weird stuff you could try, like prawns, or sushi ginger and wasabi. Guacamole even! :)

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                                Wendell D H
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                                Prawns? Non-humans - District 9 Wiki - Wikia[[^](http://district9.wikia.com/wiki/Non-humans :wtf: "New Window")] :~

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                                  Prawns? Non-humans - District 9 Wiki - Wikia[[^](http://district9.wikia.com/wiki/Non-humans :wtf: "New Window")] :~

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                                  good film that, very good in fact.

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                                  • J Johnny J

                                    Hey @Munchies_Matt, my BBQ guru - (and the rest of you) - I need some inspiration! Bought myself a hamburger press that enables you to stuff the burger with whatever you want. But my imagination is limited to bacon and cheese. Has anybody got (realistic) ideas to delicious stuffing for your burger? TIA, Johnny J.

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                    Anonymous
                                    -----
                                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                                    -----
                                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                    Me, all the time

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                                    dandy72
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                                    Damnit, it's barely 9 in the morning. It's too early to make me this hungry.

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      Hey @Munchies_Matt, my BBQ guru - (and the rest of you) - I need some inspiration! Bought myself a hamburger press that enables you to stuff the burger with whatever you want. But my imagination is limited to bacon and cheese. Has anybody got (realistic) ideas to delicious stuffing for your burger? TIA, Johnny J.

                                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                      Anonymous
                                      -----
                                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                                      -----
                                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                      Me, all the time

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      Barbecues are bad for global warming.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        Barbecues are bad for global warming.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        Johnny J
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                                        :-D How about if we barbecue in the winter instead? :confused:

                                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                        Anonymous
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                                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                                        -----
                                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                        Me, all the time

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          Hey @Munchies_Matt, my BBQ guru - (and the rest of you) - I need some inspiration! Bought myself a hamburger press that enables you to stuff the burger with whatever you want. But my imagination is limited to bacon and cheese. Has anybody got (realistic) ideas to delicious stuffing for your burger? TIA, Johnny J.

                                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                          Anonymous
                                          -----
                                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                                          -----
                                          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                          Me, all the time

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                                          enhzflep
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                                          My burgers contain 2 ingredients. No more, sometimes less. Anyone adding egg, onion or flour to patties they bring to a bbq at my place will not be invited again. Mince beef and finely diced Carolina Reaper[^] chillies are what go into 'em when I'm making.

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