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What will come 1st?

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  • P Power Puff Boy

    What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

    Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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    James_Parsons
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    Quote:

    first retarded president

    Well, they kinda all fit the description so...

    i cri evry tiem

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    • P Power Puff Boy

      What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

      Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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      ZurdoDev
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      Both perhaps. :-\

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      • P Power Puff Boy

        What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

        Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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        Lost User
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        None of the above. Neither Hillary nor Sanders will be potus! :-D

        Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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        • P Power Puff Boy

          What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

          Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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          WorkOnlineClick2Wealth
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          Power Puff Boy wrote:

          What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

          George bush has already been president. It was a historical moment to elect the first mentally retarded president. It showed that America has moved on from judging people on their mental ability.

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          • W WorkOnlineClick2Wealth

            Power Puff Boy wrote:

            What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

            George bush has already been president. It was a historical moment to elect the first mentally retarded president. It showed that America has moved on from judging people on their mental ability.

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            den2k88
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            Ronald Reagan?

            GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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            • D den2k88

              Ronald Reagan?

              GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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              WorkOnlineClick2Wealth
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              His mental disability didn't hit full force until the 1990s

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              • W WorkOnlineClick2Wealth

                His mental disability didn't hit full force until the 1990s

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                Slacker007
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                WorkOnlineClick2Wealth wrote:

                His mental disability

                and it wasn't mental retardation, it was alzheimer's, if I recall correctly. So no, Ronald actually was NOT a retard, unlike Bush, who was, and still is, as dumb as box of rocks.

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                • H HobbyProggy

                  They were first at what? Okay, you were first on the moon :)

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  You might think that, but only because all the other countries that went there before them know how to keep a secret.

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                  • S Slacker007

                    WorkOnlineClick2Wealth wrote:

                    His mental disability

                    and it wasn't mental retardation, it was alzheimer's, if I recall correctly. So no, Ronald actually was NOT a retard, unlike Bush, who was, and still is, as dumb as box of rocks.

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    Slacker007 wrote:

                    as dumb as box of rocks

                    Now, now. Geologistism isn't nice.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      You might think that, but only because all the other countries that went there before them know how to keep a secret.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      :thumbsup: :laugh:

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                      • D den2k88

                        Worldwide? We Italians beated you of several years.

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                        Johnny J
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                        On both accounts as well... :laugh:

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                        • L Lost User

                          None of the above. Neither Hillary nor Sanders will be potus! :-D

                          Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                          Johnny J
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                          I think most (non-American) people would think that it's Trump that's the retarded one... :doh:

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                          • W WorkOnlineClick2Wealth

                            Power Puff Boy wrote:

                            What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

                            George bush has already been president. It was a historical moment to elect the first mentally retarded president. It showed that America has moved on from judging people on their mental ability.

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                            Johnny J
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                            He was kind of a sissy as well, so maybe he could also count as the first female president? :rolleyes:

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                            I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                            Me, all the time

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                            • M Mark_Wallace

                              Slacker007 wrote:

                              as dumb as box of rocks

                              Now, now. Geologistism isn't nice.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Johnny J
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                              I'm sure he didn't mean it. He was stuck between a rock and a hard place... :laugh:

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                              Me, all the time

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                              • P Power Puff Boy

                                What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

                                Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                                Mycroft Holmes
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                                Retard - you have already achieved that with RR.

                                Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                • J Johnny J

                                  I think most (non-American) people would think that it's Trump that's the retarded one... :doh:

                                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                  Anonymous
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                                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                  Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                  Me, all the time

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                                  Lost User
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                                  I know - therefore the joke icon.

                                  Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                                  • J Johnny J

                                    I think most (non-American) people would think that it's Trump that's the retarded one... :doh:

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                    Anonymous
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                                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                                    -----
                                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                    Me, all the time

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                                    George Jonsson
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                                    Actually no. There have been quite a few the last decades and, for example, George W Bush didn't impress many people (at least non-americans) with is intellectual capacity. ;P

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                                    • G George Jonsson

                                      Actually no. There have been quite a few the last decades and, for example, George W Bush didn't impress many people (at least non-americans) with is intellectual capacity. ;P

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                                      Lost User
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                                      George Jonsson wrote:

                                      George W Bush didn't impress many people (at least non-americans)

                                      Americans as well, but that is the unfortunate side effect of a corrupt democracy that causes apathy in voters. Minorities that group together in dumb group think end up being majorities.

                                      Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        George Jonsson wrote:

                                        George W Bush didn't impress many people (at least non-americans)

                                        Americans as well, but that is the unfortunate side effect of a corrupt democracy that causes apathy in voters. Minorities that group together in dumb group think end up being majorities.

                                        Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.

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                                        George Jonsson
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                                        It was also some "glitch" in the vote counting if I remember correctly. Democracy can be a bitch at times. If 9 people out of 10 votes to drive the bus over the edge, the 1 left has a bit of a problem.

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                                        • P Power Puff Boy

                                          What will come first? The first female president or the first retarded president?

                                          Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                                          Vivi Chellappa
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                                          The first retarded president. Happened in 2000 when Dubya was appointed to the Presidency by the US Supreme Court.

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