Pet Peeve of the day
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We developers who bend a
ULbackwards to show (essentially) tabular data instead of using aTABLEelement. I know. #wedeveloperproblems #grumpyoldman. Get over it. But it bothers me because it's misguided principles over practicality.cheers Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote:
We developers who bend a
ULbackwards to show (essentially) tabular data instead of using aTABLEelement.Web development is like working in the stone ages, whether you coerce
ulor deal with the idiocy oftable. They're both square pegs and the hole sure isn't. MarcImperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
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That's everywhere in programming: "This is the RIGHT way to do it!" But the real right way is the way that: a. Gives the customer what he needs. b. Does not cost an arm and a leg of developer time to produce and maintain. Having principles is fine, but too many principles in programming are based on "What I know how to do", "What I studied", and "What I think is cool". Too many people are too sure of their ability to discern right and wrong where no right or wrong exists, and insist that things be done the way that they have decided to perceive as right. It's not for no reason that KISS was laid down as one of the first tenets of programming. For God's sake, don't get me started on that emasculated PostScript called XML!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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For God's sake, don't get me started on that emasculated PostScript called XML!
Why not? Go ahead. Tell us what you really think. Let it all hang out! [evil cackle] :laugh:
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
Suffice it to say that this *great XML thing* is but a petty, comparatively useless, partial clone of what we were using decades ago. What turned people off of PostScript is that adobe sort-of took ownership of it, when they created that king of bloat PDF. Everyone associated PS with PDF, from then on, without actually looking at what a magnificent -- and phenomenally efficient -- beast PS is. So now we're stuck with the endless devotion to XML of people who don't realise that it's trivial, overcomplicated cr@p, compared to PS.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Suffice it to say that this *great XML thing* is but a petty, comparatively useless, partial clone of what we were using decades ago. What turned people off of PostScript is that adobe sort-of took ownership of it, when they created that king of bloat PDF. Everyone associated PS with PDF, from then on, without actually looking at what a magnificent -- and phenomenally efficient -- beast PS is. So now we're stuck with the endless devotion to XML of people who don't realise that it's trivial, overcomplicated cr@p, compared to PS.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I have come to hate EVERYTHING from Adobe. Adobe Acrobat was and is a complicated, non-performing monstrosity. Windows 10 creates better PDFs than dungware Acrobat. Photoshop is overly complicated, counter-intuitive crapware. Illustrator and InDesign are unstable, even on the latest Apple machines. So I understand where you come from!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I have come to hate EVERYTHING from Adobe. Adobe Acrobat was and is a complicated, non-performing monstrosity. Windows 10 creates better PDFs than dungware Acrobat. Photoshop is overly complicated, counter-intuitive crapware. Illustrator and InDesign are unstable, even on the latest Apple machines. So I understand where you come from!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
Hey, here's the only good thing I have to say about MSO higher than 2003: The save as PDF functions are INCREDIBLE! ( and don't take a fifth of the time of the adobe "distiller" cr@pware!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, here's the only good thing I have to say about MSO higher than 2003: The save as PDF functions are INCREDIBLE! ( and don't take a fifth of the time of the adobe "distiller" cr@pware!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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We developers who bend a
ULbackwards to show (essentially) tabular data instead of using aTABLEelement. I know. #wedeveloperproblems #grumpyoldman. Get over it. But it bothers me because it's misguided principles over practicality.cheers Chris Maunder
Isn't it about time we dumped a documentation standard language from the 1980's and developed a 21st Century browser language that was fit for the modern world? Dump HTML, dump JS, dump the whole "human readable" bit for a compressed binary format that supported sandboxed, VM'ed, clientside C# with built in security, authentication, messaging, and so forth? Drag the web (kicking and screaming, probably) into the 21st Century? Heck, the late 20th would be an improvement! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hey, here's the only good thing I have to say about MSO higher than 2003: The save as PDF functions are INCREDIBLE! ( and don't take a fifth of the time of the adobe "distiller" cr@pware!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
The save as PDF functions are INCREDIBLE!
Absolutely amazing. Creating PDFs with the hierarchy and automatic summary with links without doing anything particular is wonderful.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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We developers who bend a
ULbackwards to show (essentially) tabular data instead of using aTABLEelement. I know. #wedeveloperproblems #grumpyoldman. Get over it. But it bothers me because it's misguided principles over practicality.cheers Chris Maunder
Have no fear! I proudly use table elements - and in abundance.* If anyone gives you trouble, you just refer them to me. Feel free, then, to hold your head up high and get the job done right! * As target of a php script that creates them from database recordsets programmatically and generically, table-containing pages number in the neighborhood of 500.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Isn't it about time we dumped a documentation standard language from the 1980's and developed a 21st Century browser language that was fit for the modern world? Dump HTML, dump JS, dump the whole "human readable" bit for a compressed binary format that supported sandboxed, VM'ed, clientside C# with built in security, authentication, messaging, and so forth? Drag the web (kicking and screaming, probably) into the 21st Century? Heck, the late 20th would be an improvement! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Get get rid of all of the languages developed in the 80's or earlier! That'll teach 'em! Dirty b^st^rds that they are! YANTS: The bloke probably thinks javaScript is something you create with a fountain pen full of coffee.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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We developers who bend a
ULbackwards to show (essentially) tabular data instead of using aTABLEelement. I know. #wedeveloperproblems #grumpyoldman. Get over it. But it bothers me because it's misguided principles over practicality.cheers Chris Maunder
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
The save as PDF functions are INCREDIBLE!
Absolutely amazing. Creating PDFs with the hierarchy and automatic summary with links without doing anything particular is wonderful.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
It's how it should always have been. Postscript is bloatless and fast, but adobe managed to turn it into a nightmare of wasted resources. MS designers and devs are far from being my favourite people, right now, but their work on this is blindingly good.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
The save as PDF functions are INCREDIBLE!
Absolutely amazing. Creating PDFs with the hierarchy and automatic summary with links without doing anything particular is wonderful.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
den2k88 wrote:
Creating PDFs with the hierarchy and automatic summary with links without doing anything particular is wonderful.
Meh! Had that in OpenOffice at least a decade ago (at least since version 1.1). MSO is still catching up on functionality, they spent all their time designing the ribbon and forgot to actually give users better tools.
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Isn't it about time we dumped a documentation standard language from the 1980's and developed a 21st Century browser language that was fit for the modern world? Dump HTML, dump JS, dump the whole "human readable" bit for a compressed binary format that supported sandboxed, VM'ed, clientside C# with built in security, authentication, messaging, and so forth? Drag the web (kicking and screaming, probably) into the 21st Century? Heck, the late 20th would be an improvement! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Agreed wholeheartedly! Even HTML5 is like driving a dump truck over a dead horse in the hopes it would fly! Just use a bird FES! You don't even need to look far for any such stuff, nearly every single thing ever needing serialization and/or network throughput soon realizes that XML and even JSON is simply too wasteful and inept, and nearly always turns to binary formatting. HTML is just a hamstrung XML anyway.
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den2k88 wrote:
Creating PDFs with the hierarchy and automatic summary with links without doing anything particular is wonderful.
Meh! Had that in OpenOffice at least a decade ago (at least since version 1.1). MSO is still catching up on functionality, they spent all their time designing the ribbon and forgot to actually give users better tools.
No please don't speak about that abomination of openOffice. I used it for years, when I was all the revolutionary Penguinman. Then for work I've been "forced" to use MSO 2010 - never been happier in my life. OO and LibreOffice are wonderful tools... compared to MS Office 97. Maybe even Office 2000 (which was unbeatable IMHO until 2010). We're lucky it's only 2016 :-\
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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We developers who bend a
ULbackwards to show (essentially) tabular data instead of using aTABLEelement. I know. #wedeveloperproblems #grumpyoldman. Get over it. But it bothers me because it's misguided principles over practicality.cheers Chris Maunder
Speaking or practicality, I get annoyed maintaining C++-code which uses C techniques, like char* instead of std::string or shifts pointers all over the place instead of using offsets from that pointer. Way to kill symbolic debugging, who'd never need that!
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Suffice it to say that this *great XML thing* is but a petty, comparatively useless, partial clone of what we were using decades ago. What turned people off of PostScript is that adobe sort-of took ownership of it, when they created that king of bloat PDF. Everyone associated PS with PDF, from then on, without actually looking at what a magnificent -- and phenomenally efficient -- beast PS is. So now we're stuck with the endless devotion to XML of people who don't realise that it's trivial, overcomplicated cr@p, compared to PS.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's everywhere in programming: "This is the RIGHT way to do it!" But the real right way is the way that: a. Gives the customer what he needs. b. Does not cost an arm and a leg of developer time to produce and maintain. Having principles is fine, but too many principles in programming are based on "What I know how to do", "What I studied", and "What I think is cool". Too many people are too sure of their ability to discern right and wrong where no right or wrong exists, and insist that things be done the way that they have decided to perceive as right. It's not for no reason that KISS was laid down as one of the first tenets of programming. For God's sake, don't get me started on that emasculated PostScript called XML!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
a. Gives the customer what he needs. b. Does not cost an arm and a leg of developer time to produce and maintain.
c. Is very fast despite the unnecessary extras that were added to make it pretty.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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I'm not sure why you're comparing XML to PostScript, I'm guessing you mean Open XML from Microsoft?
XML is like a version of PostScript that's had it's teeth drawn, its arms and legs chopped off, and its dangly bits removed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
a. Gives the customer what he needs. b. Does not cost an arm and a leg of developer time to produce and maintain.
c. Is very fast despite the unnecessary extras that were added to make it pretty.
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
Hey, don't go promising too much!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
