There was a customer lady visiting..
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[male chauvinist POV] Women know darn well when they dress to kill, and they want to be looked at. At least, discretely. So, my response is: Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things. -- Philippians 4:8 [/male chauvinist POV]
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
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...with a highly attractive outfit. As she was speaking to the boss, I was just having a glimpse at her (Like head to toe :rolleyes: ), with an assumption nobody's watching me. As I turned my focus back at my screens, I found this message my other mate had left me. "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart, my son" :laugh: Damn how do I wash this sin.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
"If I've already been sentenced to do the time, why shouldn't I also commit the crime instead of just thinking about it" /trollface
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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...with a highly attractive outfit. As she was speaking to the boss, I was just having a glimpse at her (Like head to toe :rolleyes: ), with an assumption nobody's watching me. As I turned my focus back at my screens, I found this message my other mate had left me. "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart, my son" :laugh: Damn how do I wash this sin.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
Keep lusting. It ain't a sin until you try introducing her to ol' Mr. One-Eye.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
[male chauvinist POV] Women know darn well when they dress to kill, and they want to be looked at. At least, discretely. So, my response is: Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things. -- Philippians 4:8 [/male chauvinist POV]
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project! Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
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Keep lusting. It ain't a sin until you try introducing her to ol' Mr. One-Eye.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013According to some religions, it is one of the Seven deadly sins[^] whether you do anything about it or not. That could be just sky pixie drivel, of course! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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According to some religions, it is one of the Seven deadly sins[^] whether you do anything about it or not. That could be just sky pixie drivel, of course! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
My friends from other beliefs here, say, "It's sin to have a second look at a woman" Which means, the first sight can be accidental , so god wouldnt punish. But if you make a second attempt to look at her, it's lustful. That you are consciously looking at her with an intent. So our clever folks do a visual-rape at the first sight itself. They wouldn't blink until they see through everything and complete the "Simulation" program.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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...with a highly attractive outfit. As she was speaking to the boss, I was just having a glimpse at her (Like head to toe :rolleyes: ), with an assumption nobody's watching me. As I turned my focus back at my screens, I found this message my other mate had left me. "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart, my son" :laugh: Damn how do I wash this sin.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
I'm not sure if the Moabite woman were like what we get to gaze upon today but we do have our hands full don't we. (Immature quoted innuendo unnecessary)
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...with a highly attractive outfit. As she was speaking to the boss, I was just having a glimpse at her (Like head to toe :rolleyes: ), with an assumption nobody's watching me. As I turned my focus back at my screens, I found this message my other mate had left me. "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart, my son" :laugh: Damn how do I wash this sin.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
Nothing wrong with window shopping.
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According to some religions, it is one of the Seven deadly sins[^] whether you do anything about it or not. That could be just sky pixie drivel, of course! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
According to the religion of john, organized religion is a scam meant to exploit the weak-minded.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
...with a highly attractive outfit. As she was speaking to the boss, I was just having a glimpse at her (Like head to toe :rolleyes: ), with an assumption nobody's watching me. As I turned my focus back at my screens, I found this message my other mate had left me. "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart, my son" :laugh: Damn how do I wash this sin.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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...with a highly attractive outfit. As she was speaking to the boss, I was just having a glimpse at her (Like head to toe :rolleyes: ), with an assumption nobody's watching me. As I turned my focus back at my screens, I found this message my other mate had left me. "But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart, my son" :laugh: Damn how do I wash this sin.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
I'm just dead impressed that he knew the quote. I'd have struggled and I'm a theology graduate! Having said that, it is one of the least understood quotes in the the Gospels. If, instead of 'the Sermon on the Mount' it was entitled, 'Jesus does stand-up' it would be far nearer the truth. The point is that Jesus is sending up the Pharisees and the like who believe that you only get to heaven if you are scrupulously righteous and obey the Torah in every detail. By showing what that would actually entail (cutting your own hands off or putting out your own eyes to avoid the merest possibility of sin, for example) Jesus ridicules the very notion of a righteous man and salvation by personal holiness. So this passage on adultery is not an extension of the injunction but a recognition of the sheer impossibility of meeting the standard it requires. We are, it turns out, only human, and Jesus, like all good comedians, invites his audience to share the joke!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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According to the religion of john, organized religion is a scam meant to exploit the weak-minded.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
