Posting rules for The Lounge
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No. These are The Rules (might be a repost): The Rules 1. The FEMALE always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No MALE can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The FEMALE is never wrong. 6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. 9. The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE. 10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. 14. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules; can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. 16. If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void. 17. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. 18. The MALE must be ready at all times.
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
Replace female with Trump, and male with everyone else :laugh:
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Rules make me SoMad :-\
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
and no rules will make you SoSad? :D
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No. These are The Rules (might be a repost): The Rules 1. The FEMALE always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No MALE can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The FEMALE is never wrong. 6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. 9. The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE. 10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. 14. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules; can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. 16. If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void. 17. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. 18. The MALE must be ready at all times.
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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The pinned thread, despite its title, doesn't actually let you post any rules. That needs to be fixed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
And after this amount of years you post a suggestion in The Lounge? You should definitely use the right forum... :laugh:
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The pinned thread, despite its title, doesn't actually let you post any rules. That needs to be fixed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
And "Last Updated __ mins ago" is missing. What a discrimination!. :rolleyes: As we (most ppl) do new types of mischief, the rules get updated right there, live! :)
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Going by the venting I get the feeling you're under the thumb and feeling picked on. Did you get permission to post that :laugh:
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The pinned thread, despite its title, doesn't actually let you post any rules. That needs to be fixed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No. These are The Rules (might be a repost): The Rules 1. The FEMALE always makes The Rules. 2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. 3. No MALE can possibly know all The Rules. 4. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules. 5. The FEMALE is never wrong. 6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong. 7. If Rule 6 applies, the MALE must apologize IMMEDIATELY for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The FEMALE may change her mind at any time. 9. The MALE must NEVER change his mind without the expressed written consent of the FEMALE. 10. The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The MALE is expected to mind read at all times. 14. The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules; can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm. 16. If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void. 17. The FEMALE is ready when she is ready. 18. The MALE must be ready at all times.
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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And after this amount of years you post a suggestion in The Lounge? You should definitely use the right forum... :laugh:
[www.tamautomation.com] | Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing. [YouTube channel]
Guilty as charged. Have a 5 as a bribe to keep it between you and me. Can I haz codz, now?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You are easily confused. :^)
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
No, I'm Mark. You must be replying to the wrong thread. We need rules for that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Guilty as charged. Have a 5 as a bribe to keep it between you and me. Can I haz codz, now?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
Can I haz codz, now?
NOOOOOOoooooooo........ :badger: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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