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  • J Johnny J

    Whispers: Who? You can tell me, I won't tell anybody... :rolleyes:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Anonymous
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    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
    Winston Churchill, 1944
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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    Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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    Who's anybody? I hope that's not one of the nouns for Griff's personality.

    The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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    • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

      Who's anybody? I hope that's not one of the nouns for Griff's personality.

      The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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      jkadjthegamegadhguaet
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      If you are the leader, press * now, there are (4) participants, press any button to join. (there is no button labeled any)

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      • J jkadjthegamegadhguaet

        If you are the leader, press * now, there are (4) participants, press any button to join. (there is no button labeled any)

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        Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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        Am I to press Shift too?

        The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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        • J Johnny J

          How do you know it isn't in fact Griff's alter ego??? ;)

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
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          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          Quote:

          it isn't in fact Griff's alter ego

          Griff has an ego? Wow! Sorry OG, I'll get me coat......

          Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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          • J jkadjthegamegadhguaet

            If you decided to run barefoot through poison ivy, would that be a rash decision?

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            Lost User
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            It will be a stupid decision, and positive proof that stupidity can cause a rash! :)

            Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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            • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

              Am I to press Shift too?

              The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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              Lost User
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              Quote:

              Am I to press Shift too?

              Are you complaining about sh*t again? Oops, I see it's Shift, not the noun in your signature - Sorry!

              Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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              • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

                Am I to press Shift too?

                The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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                jkadjthegamegadhguaet
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                President Kennedy put a man on the moon President Obama put a man in the ladies room

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                • J jkadjthegamegadhguaet

                  President Kennedy put a man on the moon President Obama put a man in the ladies room

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                  Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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                  President O'Bama[^] himself goes in the ladies room.

                  The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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                  • J jkadjthegamegadhguaet

                    If you decided to run barefoot through poison ivy, would that be a rash decision?

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                    9082365
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                    Probably but I daresay there's still plenty of people itching to try it!

                    I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                      it isn't in fact Griff's alter ego

                      Griff has an ego? Wow! Sorry OG, I'll get me coat......

                      Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!

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                      No, no...it's a Yugo

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Or one of my multiple personalities? Nah...I don't have one personality, let alone several of them! :laugh:

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        Sander Rossel
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                        Dear members, The complete six-headed administration of the Association for Schizophrenia will this year consist of: Griff. :D

                        Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                        Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                        Regards, Sander

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                        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                          Dear members, The complete six-headed administration of the Association for Schizophrenia will this year consist of: Griff. :D

                          Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                          Regards, Sander

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean I'm not out to get me!

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                            Dear members, The complete six-headed administration of the Association for Schizophrenia will this year consist of: Griff. :D

                            Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                            Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                            Regards, Sander

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                            9082365
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                            Aaaagh! For the 30 millionth time, schizophrenia is not multiple personality disorder! :doh: :mad:

                            I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                              Aaaagh! For the 30 millionth time, schizophrenia is not multiple personality disorder! :doh: :mad:

                              I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                              Sander Rossel
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                              I never said that it was. If one of Griffs personalities is schizophrenic then it's perfectly plausible that he's a member of the Association for Schizophrenia and can also man the entire six-headed administration by himself. I thought that would be clear as schizophrenia is not the same as multiple personality disorder, but apparently you didn't get it :confused: :doh:

                              Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                              Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                              Regards, Sander

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                              • J jkadjthegamegadhguaet

                                If you decided to run barefoot through poison ivy, would that be a rash decision?

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                                racketeer
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                                Whilst at college in the late 70s, I went punting (flat bottomed boat driven by long pole) with some mates on a sunny Saturday afternoon. For the purpose of brevity, alcohol was taken and care wasn't and I ended up in the river a number of times so I spent most of the afternoon in my underpants. Later on, I answered a call of nature and hopped over a fallen tree on the bank to find a secluded spot. What I actually found was a ditch full of stinging nettles and there am I, wallowing around in just the bare essentials. Looking back, I think it is fair to say that rash decisions were also taken :-O

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