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What does the internet smell like?

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    Power Puff Boy
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    If you were able to give the internet an oder odor what would you have it smell like? Mine would smell like ice cream. PS: special thanks to all typo police people out there

    Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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      If you were able to give the internet an oder odor what would you have it smell like? Mine would smell like ice cream. PS: special thanks to all typo police people out there

      Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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      HobbyProggy
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      According to all the bullish in it, maybe like horsepoop :)

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      • P Power Puff Boy

        If you were able to give the internet an oder odor what would you have it smell like? Mine would smell like ice cream. PS: special thanks to all typo police people out there

        Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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        Chris Quinn
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        Mine would have an odour like the Oder[^]

        ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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          If you were able to give the internet an oder odor what would you have it smell like? Mine would smell like ice cream. PS: special thanks to all typo police people out there

          Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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          Basildane
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          ... a mixture of polydent and cat pee, of course.

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            If you were able to give the internet an oder odor what would you have it smell like? Mine would smell like ice cream. PS: special thanks to all typo police people out there

            Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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            Lost User
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            Power Puff Boy wrote:

            If you were able to give the internet an oder what would you have it smell like?

            Why would it matter how it smells?

            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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              If you were able to give the internet an oder odor what would you have it smell like? Mine would smell like ice cream. PS: special thanks to all typo police people out there

              Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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              Bassam Abdul Baki
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              Smells like pussy. They are the two most abundant searches.

              Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                If you were able to give the internet an oder odor what would you have it smell like? Mine would smell like ice cream. PS: special thanks to all typo police people out there

                Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                Single Step Debugger
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                The Internet got no nose.

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  The Internet got no nose.

                  There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  9082365
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                  Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                  The Internet got no nose.

                  Yeah, it does![^]

                  I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!

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                  • P Power Puff Boy

                    If you were able to give the internet an oder odor what would you have it smell like? Mine would smell like ice cream. PS: special thanks to all typo police people out there

                    Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                    Slacker007
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                    What exactly does ice cream smell like, anyway?

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                    • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                      Smells like pussy. They are the two most abundant searches.

                      Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                      Slacker007
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                      Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                      Smells like pussy.

                      Well, unless they washed the internet recently, I want no part of that search. X|

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                        What exactly does ice cream smell like, anyway?

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                        Mycroft Holmes
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                        Smells cold duh!

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                          Mine would have an odour like the Oder[^]

                          ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                          Power Puff Boy
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                          I :) typos.

                          Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                            Power Puff Boy wrote:

                            If you were able to give the internet an oder what would you have it smell like?

                            Why would it matter how it smells?

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)

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                            Power Puff Boy
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                            Wouldn't matter. It's just a stupid question. You're entitled to give a stupid answer.

                            Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                              What exactly does ice cream smell like, anyway?

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                              Power Puff Boy
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                              I could think of a test scenario for that one...

                              Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                                Smells like pussy. They are the two most abundant searches.

                                Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                                Rage
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                                I could not have put it better myself.* * no, this is not a double entendre.

                                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                  I :) typos.

                                  Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                                  Wastedtalent
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                                  I always thought it was odour??? Isn't odor a character from GoT?

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                                    I always thought it was odour??? Isn't odor a character from GoT?

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                                    Power Puff Boy
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                                    Odour is British. Odor is American. Oder is German, but means something else.

                                    Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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                                      According to all the bullish in it, maybe like horsepoop :)

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                                      Mohibur Rashid
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                                      if it is all bullshit, it must have to smell like bullshit. I am pretty sure, bullshit and horseshit does not smell or taste the same.

                                      I do not fear of failure. I fear of giving up out of frustration.

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