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    A man who was suffering from constipation, went to the doctor. Man: I am suffering from constipation for a very long time. It's just so frustrating and painful, I wish to end up my life. Doctor: Don't worry. Just answer my few questions and everything will be fine. With this the doctor calculated something on his calculator, took out a potion from his cabinet and poured some of it in a bowl. Doctor: When was the last time you got to eat something? Man: Just a couple of hours ago. With a serious look on his face the doctor made few calculations using his calculator and took out some of the potion from the bowl and poured it back in the bottle. Doctor: When was the last time you went to toilet? Man: A couple of days ago. Again, after few calculations the doctor took out some of the potion from the bowl and poured it back in the bottle. Doctor: You came here by four wheeler or two wheeler? Man: I use car. Once again, the doctor reduced some quantity of the potion after making few calculations. Doctor: How far is your home from here? Man: 6KM With some more calculation the doctor reduced the amount of potion in the bowl. Doctor: One last question. How far is the toilet from your front door? Man: 30 Feet. The doctor with some very worrying look on his face made few calculations on his calculator. This time it took him longer than ever to finish his calculation. The potion was again reduced by some quantity. Doctor: Alright. Your problem doesn't seem to be very serious. Just drink this potion here and drive home without stopping or talking to anyone as quick as possible. I will be waiting for your call. Call me immediately after you have relieved yourself. The man did the same. Drank the potion, and went straight to home in a hurry. After a few minutes he called the doctor in a very low tone. Man: Doctor, your potion was magical but you need to fix your calculator. Doctor: Why? What happened? Man: We lost by a couple of meters :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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      A man who was suffering from constipation, went to the doctor. Man: I am suffering from constipation for a very long time. It's just so frustrating and painful, I wish to end up my life. Doctor: Don't worry. Just answer my few questions and everything will be fine. With this the doctor calculated something on his calculator, took out a potion from his cabinet and poured some of it in a bowl. Doctor: When was the last time you got to eat something? Man: Just a couple of hours ago. With a serious look on his face the doctor made few calculations using his calculator and took out some of the potion from the bowl and poured it back in the bottle. Doctor: When was the last time you went to toilet? Man: A couple of days ago. Again, after few calculations the doctor took out some of the potion from the bowl and poured it back in the bottle. Doctor: You came here by four wheeler or two wheeler? Man: I use car. Once again, the doctor reduced some quantity of the potion after making few calculations. Doctor: How far is your home from here? Man: 6KM With some more calculation the doctor reduced the amount of potion in the bowl. Doctor: One last question. How far is the toilet from your front door? Man: 30 Feet. The doctor with some very worrying look on his face made few calculations on his calculator. This time it took him longer than ever to finish his calculation. The potion was again reduced by some quantity. Doctor: Alright. Your problem doesn't seem to be very serious. Just drink this potion here and drive home without stopping or talking to anyone as quick as possible. I will be waiting for your call. Call me immediately after you have relieved yourself. The man did the same. Drank the potion, and went straight to home in a hurry. After a few minutes he called the doctor in a very low tone. Man: Doctor, your potion was magical but you need to fix your calculator. Doctor: Why? What happened? Man: We lost by a couple of meters :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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      megaadam
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      That was a pretty crappy joke :cool:

      ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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        That was a pretty crappy joke :cool:

        ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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        Shit happens!

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          That was a pretty crappy joke :cool:

          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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          On the contrary, the calculator was. :laugh:

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