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@&#@^&@*!& MICROSOFT!!! DAMMIT!

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    Johnny J
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    #1

    My toaster just updated itself to Windows 10, and now I have to use safe bread removal to prevent damage to my breakfast... :doh:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Anonymous
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    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
    Winston Churchill, 1944
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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    • J Johnny J

      My toaster just updated itself to Windows 10, and now I have to use safe bread removal to prevent damage to my breakfast... :doh:

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
      -----
      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      SoMad
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      #2

      Just have an Apple instead :laugh:

      "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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      • J Johnny J

        My toaster just updated itself to Windows 10, and now I have to use safe bread removal to prevent damage to my breakfast... :doh:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
        -----
        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
        -----
        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        OriginalGriff
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        #3

        Could be worse[^]

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • J Johnny J

          My toaster just updated itself to Windows 10, and now I have to use safe bread removal to prevent damage to my breakfast... :doh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
          -----
          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
          -----
          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
          Me, all the time

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          RUs123
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          #4

          Do you have a USB toaster and might I suggest using CD-ROM for burning breakfast?

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Could be worse[^]

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Member 11683251
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            #5

            Anyone want some toast? I toast therefore I am.

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            • R RUs123

              Do you have a USB toaster and might I suggest using CD-ROM for burning breakfast?

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              Member 11683251
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              #6

              What if you only have a cd-rom reader that doesnt support burning?

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                What if you only have a cd-rom reader that doesnt support burning?

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                RUs123
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                Then I suggest you start studying philosophy and ascend from Plato's cave. He doesn't like intruders.

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                • M Member 11683251

                  Anyone want some toast? I toast therefore I am.

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  #8

                  Ah, so you're a waffle man!

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • S SoMad

                    Just have an Apple instead :laugh:

                    "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                    Johnny J
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                    Can't - It's not compatible with my mouth! You need a patented iMouth for that! :doh:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                    -----
                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    • J Johnny J

                      My toaster just updated itself to Windows 10, and now I have to use safe bread removal to prevent damage to my breakfast... :doh:

                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                      Anonymous
                      -----
                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                      -----
                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                      Me, all the time

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                      Power Puff Boy
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                      #10

                      Eat bacon.

                      Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...

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