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  • R Richard Jones

    I don't know what they'll get from a desk phone. ;)

    I need an app that will automatically deliver a new BBBBBBBBaBB (beautiful blonde bimbo brandishing bountiful bobbing bare breasts and bodacious butt) every day. John Simmons / outlaw programmer

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    den2k88
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    A hefty phone bill.

    GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani

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    • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

      They just copied your personal info from the phone - it takes fraction of seconds so the AI called you hanged up almost immediately... :mad:

      Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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      W Balboos GHB
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      And that's why I have a US$20 flip-phone with no "Apps". Included charger. Added bonuse:  security and peace of mind.

      Ravings en masse^

      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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      • W W Balboos GHB

        And that's why I have a US$20 flip-phone with no "Apps". Included charger. Added bonuse:  security and peace of mind.

        Ravings en masse^

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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        Now he has a 'charger' too :laugh:

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

        "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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        • W W Balboos GHB

          And that's why I have a US$20 flip-phone with no "Apps". Included charger. Added bonuse:  security and peace of mind.

          Ravings en masse^

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          Lost User
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          Indeed, but as long as every minute a sucker is born, this will only get worse.

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          • W W Balboos GHB

            And that's why I have a US$20 flip-phone with no "Apps". Included charger. Added bonuse:  security and peace of mind.

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            jeron1
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            And I thought I was the only one!

            "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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            • J jeron1

              And I thought I was the only one!

              "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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              W Balboos GHB
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              Alas, I've hear rumor that "flip phones" will be coming back in style (users bored with broken screens, perhaps?). They'll be expensive and probably have all the crap the others do.* What'll we do if we're suddenly apparently stylish? Wait out the storm, I suppose. * Except for the voice part, I believe the once called these notepads and laptops.

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              • W W Balboos GHB

                Alas, I've hear rumor that "flip phones" will be coming back in style (users bored with broken screens, perhaps?). They'll be expensive and probably have all the crap the others do.* What'll we do if we're suddenly apparently stylish? Wait out the storm, I suppose. * Except for the voice part, I believe the once called these notepads and laptops.

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                jeron1
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                W∴ Balboos wrote:

                I've hear rumor that "flip phones" will be coming back

                I too have heard this, it had better not effect the price! I paid $12 for my current one, which is the second one I've purchased in the last 10 years.

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                • W W Balboos GHB

                  And that's why I have a US$20 flip-phone with no "Apps". Included charger. Added bonuse:  security and peace of mind.

                  Ravings en masse^

                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                  Lost User
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                  You do realize that a) the OP was called on his office desk phone - not an evil smartphone and b) the secondary response about his personal information being stolen was a joke... right?

                  That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister

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                  • L Lost User

                    You do realize that a) the OP was called on his office desk phone - not an evil smartphone and b) the secondary response about his personal information being stolen was a joke... right?

                    That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    It doesn't matter - we're just about scoring points in these forum discussions.
                    Smart phone or smart person - there's no middle ground.

                    Mike Mullikin wrote:

                    he secondary response about his personal information being stolen was a joke... right?

                    That's exactly what they'd like you to believe. Aside to myself: Where's my heavy duty Reynold's Wrap?

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • R Richard Jones

                      I don't know what they'll get from a desk phone. ;)

                      I need an app that will automatically deliver a new BBBBBBBBaBB (beautiful blonde bimbo brandishing bountiful bobbing bare breasts and bodacious butt) every day. John Simmons / outlaw programmer

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                      They now know what biscuits you have in your drawer. They'll sell that to spammers.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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