MQOTD

[Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter]

Sharkcando

Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

[SteveTheThread]

Wallstreet

[HobbyProggy]

The shark chef

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

[Lost User]

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

Sharkcando

What's that? A new social network for 'advanced' users?

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[den2k88]

Girls! Girls! Girls!

GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani

[CPallini]

"Java curiosity killed the PC".

[Johnny J]

"How to play poker"? :confused:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[Daniel Pfeffer]

Jaws, of course!

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[RUs123]

Master baiter.

[Richard Deeming]

V. wrote:

It's trying to decide if were food or not!

Jaws 19[^] - Revenge of the apostrophe. ;P

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"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

[V 0]

Actually, it's Imdb that's wrong on that one ;P

V.

(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

[Johnny J]

CDP1802 wrote:

Shark can do

No, it's a support group for sharks with poor confindence and low self esteem...

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
-----
The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

[Herman T Instance]

Waterworld

In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.